WAZE For When You're Going Around Iran In A Burka That's A Little Too Short
Here in Los Angeles, some of us avoid traffic the social media way -- with directions around where the traffic's heavy with the fab app WAZE.
Well, in Iran, young, fashion conscious Iranians are avoiding the morality police the same way.
The morality cops are known in Persian as "Ershad" or guidance.
On the BBC, there's news of an app, "Gershad" -- probably meaning get around Ershad instead of facing them -- allowing users to do just that.
It will "will alert users to checkpoints and help them to avoid them by choosing a different route":
In a statement on their web page the app's developers explain their motives in this way: "Why do we have to be humiliated for our most obvious right which is the right to wear what we want? Social media networks and websites are full of footage and photos of innocent women who have been beaten up and dragged on the ground by the Ershad patrol agents.""Police need to provide security for the citizens not to turn into a factor for fear. A while ago, angry with such unreasonable oppressions, we looked for a solution to find a practical way to resist the volume of injustices peacefully with low risk level, to restore part of our freedom."
...Just exactly what amounts to immoral behaviour, can be widely open to the interpretation of the Ershad agent on the spot. So buying your clothes and or makeup from authorised shops, won't necessarily keep you out of trouble. If an Ershad agent sees the combination unfit according the Sharia code of conduct, you can still end up being warned or even prosecuted.
Also, if you're caught walking or riding with your opposite sex friend, you still could end up being stopped, questioned and prosecuted by Ershad because that's another violation of Islamic code of conduct.
Sharia Law -- it's what's (having you) for dinner.
Just one more way to remind you not to take living under the Constitution for granted.







Just one more way to remind you not to take living under the Constitution for granted.
Taking for granted will continue unabated. Until the jackboot of repression stomps on your face.
For your own good, of course. Be it from the Ershad or the Ministry of Truth, I can not yet say. I'm willing to put 100 quatloos on the Ershad (or similar) to win out over the MoT.
I R A Darth Aggie at February 10, 2016 7:10 AM
Humorous flashback to the 1970s: "Breaker breaker one nine, this is Casbah Rocker. Got a smokey takin' pictures by the mosque." Seriously, this is the sort of thing the Internet is supposed to be good for. I wonder if they need some code written. I'd be willing to volunteer.
Cousin Dave at February 10, 2016 7:59 AM
Ha! Cousin Dave, that is a humorous sight indeed - a convoy of Burka-clad women using their smart phones to outsmart the religious police.
Please! Somebody's just has to write the script for such a movie. It could be funny and a champion piece for free speech (and freedom of dress and movement) to thumb our noses at the religious fanatics.
Of course, some of the original phrases, such as "suicide jockey", might have a different meaning in such a movie.
But, the "11 long-haired friends of Jesus in a chartreuse microbus" would be a nice addition to further get the Islamic fanatics' keffiyehs all knotted in a bunch!
Is Weird Al Yankovic still doing stuff?
charles at February 10, 2016 8:24 AM
Seems fair. If the Muslim Brotherhood can use social media to coordinate a revolution against Qadafi and Mubarak, the Muslim sisterhood can use social media to coordinate a revolution against the fashion police.
Conan the Grammarian at February 10, 2016 10:46 AM
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