Good Morning, Trumpsters!

What the fuck is the matter with you people?

Taking fun pills and driving is bad, m'kay? 'cause you might piss some bees off:

http://www.lex18.com/story/32558898/bees-swarm-a-couple-after-a-car-crash

A good reason to not log into your Windows 8/10 machine with your Microsoft account:

The flaw is widely-known, and it's said to be almost 20 years old. It was allegedly found in 1997 by Aaron Spangler and was most recently resurfaced by researchers in 2015 at Black Hat, an annual security and hacking conference in Las Vegas.

The flaw wasn't considered a major issue until Windows 8 began allowing users to sign into their Microsoft accounts -- which links their Xbox, Hotmail and Outlook, Office, and Skype accounts, among others.

Overnight, the attack got larger in scope, and now it allows an attacker to conduct a full takeover of a Microsoft account.

http://www.zdnet.com/article/windows-attack-can-steal-your-username-password-and-other-logins/

http://www.captainsjournal.com/2016/08/02/buffalo-police-department-the-dog-butchers-strike-again/

Saw this bit of archeological grooviness on Ars Technica, via a couple of links at Maggie's Farm and American Digest: Uncovering the ancient city of Angkor!

Point taken...

But still.

The perplexed mother thinks her son is mostly ready. "He knows most of this stuff," she says, "but no idea how to [teach] him all 30 letters."

Commenters are speculating on how this school came up with "30+ letters" to identify. Some thought maybe they meant upper- and lowercase letters, while others suggested maybe they were including some German: "The kid should know german - ö ä ü ß are all additional letters, that makes 30." Sure, why not.

https://pjmedia.com/parenting/2016/08/02/mother-upset-about-demanding-kindergarten-on-steroids-skills-list-her-son-received/?singlepage=true

Go here, and click the arrow on the LEFT.

Consider especially 14.

What exactly are we going to do if Kanye says something nasty about one of Trump's kids?




Through the worst methods imaginable, Trump may help us reconsider the enormous power we've passed to the White House specifically and to government generally.

Via Cosh

Some people just want to see the world burn:

http://www.capebretonpost.com/News/Local/2016-08-02/article-4604148/Oil-dumped-on-Glace-Bay-Food-Bank%26rsquo%3Bs-garden/1

Or maybe a overzealous homeowner who isn't happy that the place was devaluing his/her property.

Maybe you should re-evaluate your engagement?

America's Got Talent is full of death-defying stunts, but one act on the live show went horribly wrong when an archer missed her mark and hit her stage partner – and fiancé – in the throat with a flaming arrow.

http://www.people.com/article/americas-got-talent-stunt-gone-wrong-ryan-stock-shot-arrow-throat

Too soon to say "burn", amirite?

The Democrat put-up job continues to unravel.

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