Yup, that's what I want to see:
Shrillary in yoga pants
vs.
Drump in chaps
Stinky the Clown
at October 23, 2016 8:04 AM
If you're going to wear yoga pants in public, don't use the ones meant for yoga.
Also, check the label if they're the butt-lifting variety. These squeeze the base of your tuckus and smooches it up, giving it a firm, bubbly look.
Sixclaws
at October 23, 2016 11:19 AM
The University of Toronto has slapped down a professor who openly criticized the use of gender-neutral pronouns and political correctness at the post-secondary institution.
Or remember how to handle classified material as she hit her head hard enough to forget TWENTY YEARS of worth of briefings and training on the subject, and also hit her head hard enough to forget that anyone might need to be informed she forgot
I feel Bill's pain...no wonder he wants to hit on anything that moves...imagine living with Shrillary all day, every day...
Stinky the Clown
at October 23, 2016 6:37 PM
No relation to Rin Tin (Tin)
Nor to his orthodontically challenged cousin, Rin Tin Grin.
Conan the Grammarian
at October 23, 2016 9:25 PM
"can't figure out the (C) means classified on classified documents"
Minor correction: (C) means Confidential. (S) is Secret, and (TS) is Top Secret. (U) is unclassified. These are used as "portion markings"; in a classified document, each paragraph, item in a list, and figure has to be marked individually. Usually, not all parts of a classified document are classified at the same level. Each page also has to be marked, and there are a bunch of other rules for document marking and special things.
Cousin Dave
at October 24, 2016 6:50 AM
Minor correction.... ~ Cousin Dave at October 24, 2016 6:50 AM
I did not know the details of the classification system. And, apparently, that in no way disqualifies me from serving as Secretary of State.
And now, let's enjoy some classics of yesteryear:
https://twitter.com/JennyJohnsonHi5/status/147402452247920640
https://twitter.com/JennyJohnsonHi5/status/147402452247920640
Crid at October 22, 2016 10:50 PM
https://twitter.com/JonahNRO/status/145685365645254658
https://twitter.com/JonahNRO/status/145685365645254658
Crid at October 22, 2016 10:51 PM
Okay, this will be a genuine twofer:
https://twitter.com/rainnwilson/status/145610996768186368
https://twitter.com/jess_mc/status/145627366977310721
Crid at October 22, 2016 10:53 PM
C'mon. These are good.
https://twitter.com/SnarkToast/status/146787432904392704
https://twitter.com/DannyZuker/status/149252825287901185
Crid at October 22, 2016 10:54 PM
Okay, the software secret is to have some other text in the comment.
https://twitter.com/serafinowicz/status/144473228084121600
https://twitter.com/scullymike/status/144082185773780993
Crid at October 22, 2016 10:56 PM
That one annoying question:
https://twitter.com/SarahCAndersen/status/789836685408399360
Sixclaws at October 22, 2016 11:24 PM
Dafuq?
http://www.nature.com/news/hillary-clinton-will-make-a-fine-us-president-1.20823
Does the Ellettsville Trader make endorsements now?
Does the Model Railroad Quarterly? Because they're less beholden to government power, and government budgets, then are the kids at Nature magazine.
Crid at October 23, 2016 12:41 AM
Than.
Not then.
I'm in an airport here, people. Work with me.
Ri at October 23, 2016 12:42 AM
It's all good Crid.
Sixclaws, the response should be 'Appologies, I ment intelligent questions. Next please.'
Ben at October 23, 2016 6:02 AM
from Crid's Nature: "She [Hillary] has shown tremendous understanding of complex issues ..."
Where's a comedian when you need one.
Bob in Texas at October 23, 2016 6:20 AM
Guy who complains about yoga pants on women everywhere gets death threats.
http://legalinsurrection.com/2016/10/new-object-of-hate-guy-who-complained-about-older-women-in-yoga-pants/
"Where's a comedian when you need one."
Right here, just trying to wake the fuck up.
Just under ten days to go before I turn in my next book.
Amy Alkon at October 23, 2016 7:42 AM
Yup, that's what I want to see:
Shrillary in yoga pants
vs.
Drump in chaps
Stinky the Clown at October 23, 2016 8:04 AM
If you're going to wear yoga pants in public, don't use the ones meant for yoga.
Also, check the label if they're the butt-lifting variety. These squeeze the base of your tuckus and smooches it up, giving it a firm, bubbly look.
Sixclaws at October 23, 2016 11:19 AM
http://www.torontosun.com/2016/10/19/u-of-t-tells-outspoken-prof-to-stop-making-public-statements
Sixclaws at October 23, 2016 11:20 AM
Neegan only wants half your shit:
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/anti-hillary-walking-dead-posters-940681
I R A Darth Aggie at October 23, 2016 1:13 PM
Should Siri try to write our lovely hostess' books in the future?
https://www.theguardian.com/science/2016/oct/22/nonsense-paper-written-by-ios-autocomplete-accepted-for-conference
I R A Darth Aggie at October 23, 2016 2:29 PM
This about a woman who thinks you can use a cloth to "wipe" a server and can't figure out the (C) means classified on classified documents.
One wonders whether this Nature magazine is a science magazine or a "sciencey" magazine.
Conan the Grammarian at October 23, 2016 2:37 PM
Dont forget she is incapable of figuring out how to use more than one email address or more than one electronic deivce
lujlp at October 23, 2016 3:08 PM
Or remember how to handle classified material as she hit her head hard enough to forget TWENTY YEARS of worth of briefings and training on the subject, and also hit her head hard enough to forget that anyone might need to be informed she forgot
lujlp at October 23, 2016 3:17 PM
I feel Bill's pain...no wonder he wants to hit on anything that moves...imagine living with Shrillary all day, every day...
Stinky the Clown at October 23, 2016 6:37 PM
Nor to his orthodontically challenged cousin, Rin Tin Grin.
Conan the Grammarian at October 23, 2016 9:25 PM
"can't figure out the (C) means classified on classified documents"
Minor correction: (C) means Confidential. (S) is Secret, and (TS) is Top Secret. (U) is unclassified. These are used as "portion markings"; in a classified document, each paragraph, item in a list, and figure has to be marked individually. Usually, not all parts of a classified document are classified at the same level. Each page also has to be marked, and there are a bunch of other rules for document marking and special things.
Cousin Dave at October 24, 2016 6:50 AM
I did not know the details of the classification system. And, apparently, that in no way disqualifies me from serving as Secretary of State.
Conan the Grammarian at October 24, 2016 8:45 AM
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