Socks And Other Runaways
Boyfriend on laundry hex: "As soon as you put a man's sock in the washer, it changes shape to something you don't have a match for."
I tweeted that, and loved this tweet I got in response:
@amyalkon The one I like: When a sock dies in the dryer, it comes back as a tupperware lid
I think this has to be some comedian's line but I couldn't figure out whose. Early reference-ish.