Breaking: China is covertly assisting North Korea with its ballistic missile program.

Iowahawk takes Wafflehouse for a spin. Media hardest hit.

http://twitchy.com/brettt-3136/2017/05/18/newspaper-journalists-best-cling-to-their-pulitzers-when-scanning-these-sweet-jobs-at-waffle-house/

What's today's Trumpcount?

CBS News wins with 36 instances of the word "Trump" on their front page.

The New York Times? 28 instances.

Al Jazeera? 5 instances.

Seems to be a localized obsession.

...aaaaand another grunge crooner dies, another OD, kind of

http://variety.com/2017/music/news/chris-cornells-family-prescription-drugs-may-have-influenced-suicide-1202436611/

Truly important information:
http://www.businessinsider.com/weve-been-using-these-ketchup-cups-wrong-our-whole-lives-2012-8

Each subject completed a blood test, wore a heart-rate monitor for three days, kept a food and drink diary for a week, and completed a brain profile questionnaire.

The results showed that journalists' brains were operating at a lower level than the average population, particularly because of dehydration and the tendency of journalists to self-medicate with alcohol, caffeine, and high-sugar foods.

http://www.businessinsider.com/journalists-brains-function-at-a-lower-level-than-average-2017-5

Headline:

Muslims Are the True Feminists

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/gabby-aossey/muslims-are-the-true-feminists_b_9877692.html

Goat virgins?

http://terminallance.com/2017/05/19/terminal-lance-473-opfor/

Cher strikes again! Boycott Hollywood.

http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2017/05/19/cher-on-the-election-the-democrats-fucked-up-so-bad-in-their-message/