Pretty amazing how poorly Men's Health Magazine understands men.
Shtetl G
at October 23, 2017 11:11 AM
Vagina JEWELRY??? Most men won't give a crap about whether the vagina is bejeweled or not. Sex is part instinct; the hole is the thing that matters.
mpetrie98
at October 23, 2017 11:26 AM
Is it supposed to attach to a piercing? What if it gets caught on something?!?
This is a horrible idea.
ahw
at October 23, 2017 1:06 PM
"Happy birthday, honey!"
"Oooh! Is it a ring?"
"No, it's a dangly fiddle-de-bob for your twat."
Kevin
at October 23, 2017 1:21 PM
Well.. There is jewelry the peekachoo, you just have to be careful and take the proper sanitary precautions when you pierce your hoohaa for the first time.
Sixclaws
at October 23, 2017 1:35 PM
So, does this jewelry come in hoops? How about dangles? What about studs? Wait, studs seem like they'd hurt.
If you don't want to pierce your hoohah can you get a clip-on?
Conan the Grammarian
at October 23, 2017 2:40 PM
Having noted the similarity of earrings and other jewelry to crankbait at the local fishing lure aisle, I now must ask: is it sexist of me to presume that this sort of thing is to appeal to one or more of California's six or so opposite sexes, or is it for all of them?
Is this offered solo, or in combination with a mixture of possum fat and cat urine to enhance the olfactory experience, too?
Pretty amazing how poorly Men's Health Magazine understands men.
Shtetl G at October 23, 2017 11:11 AM
Vagina JEWELRY??? Most men won't give a crap about whether the vagina is bejeweled or not. Sex is part instinct; the hole is the thing that matters.
mpetrie98 at October 23, 2017 11:26 AM
Is it supposed to attach to a piercing? What if it gets caught on something?!?
This is a horrible idea.
ahw at October 23, 2017 1:06 PM
"Happy birthday, honey!"
"Oooh! Is it a ring?"
"No, it's a dangly fiddle-de-bob for your twat."
Kevin at October 23, 2017 1:21 PM
Well.. There is jewelry the peekachoo, you just have to be careful and take the proper sanitary precautions when you pierce your hoohaa for the first time.
Sixclaws at October 23, 2017 1:35 PM
So, does this jewelry come in hoops? How about dangles? What about studs? Wait, studs seem like they'd hurt.
If you don't want to pierce your hoohah can you get a clip-on?
Conan the Grammarian at October 23, 2017 2:40 PM
Having noted the similarity of earrings and other jewelry to crankbait at the local fishing lure aisle, I now must ask: is it sexist of me to presume that this sort of thing is to appeal to one or more of California's six or so opposite sexes, or is it for all of them?
Is this offered solo, or in combination with a mixture of possum fat and cat urine to enhance the olfactory experience, too?
Radwaste at October 23, 2017 3:04 PM
Oh, just....no. No, no, no.
Daghain at October 23, 2017 4:47 PM
Gives new meaning to "the family jewels".
Genital piercings always make me think about the next time they go through airport security.
Joe J at October 23, 2017 7:42 PM
Akbar & Jeff's Piercing Hut: "If It Dangles, We'll Punch A Hole In It".
Gog_Magog_Carpet_Reclaimers at October 24, 2017 10:11 AM
Major props to Gog for the shout-out to Akbar and Jeff. Brothers or lovers, or maybe both. Always wear fezzes.
Cousin Dave at October 25, 2017 11:05 AM
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