At least now the cows understand hipsterspeak. :-)

http://www.listsofnote.com/2011/12/for-characters-who-dont-dig-jive-talk.html

I know a guy who used to play bagpipes every afternoon at the lake outside the company where I used to work, but I am not sure fishing was allowed there(or maybe he had a special fishing license to catch fish for consumption from that lake)

Perhaps they might play something more appropriate: Mooed Indigo.
And before bedtime, anything by Sleepy LaBeef.

I had an Akita (Ape, now long dead) who used to come to us, stand his two front paws on the desk or the kitchen counter or wherever, and howl like the wolfman whenever Guns and Roses "Paradise City" came on. He would get it after the first two or three notes.

How badly would I be razzed if I said something about playing moo-sic for the cows?

Mooooooooooonlight Sonata?

Now my question is whether the cows are saintly?