Grabby Social Justice Culture Decides What You Can And Can't Have
Hilariously, this nitwit of a girl ("of color") -- Collier Meyerson -- thinks that nameplate necklaces originated with "black or brown" girls, and thus should be seen as some sort of cultural fashion crime when work by white people. As the title of her article at Fusion puts it:
Nameplate necklaces: This shit is for us
Here's the photo the site tweeted:
The site posted her piece with the URL that reads "White girls: stop wearing nameplate necklaces."
Meyerson writes (and "Meyerson"...isn't that a Jewish name, via Germany and the Euro-Jewish diaspora? Maybe she should give it back):
I was in fourth grade and Mabel was in fifth. Every day in our joint classroom, I stared at her longingly. She had a small waist, big boobs, a wash and set that always lasted through the week, and baby tees that clung to her body that way. Her sense of style was insanely enviable. But it was what hung from her neck--a giant, hollow, diamond-studded plate--that really made Mabel an elementary-school fashion icon.Mabel wasn't the only girl I knew who rocked a nameplate necklace--she was just the coolest. All the Puerto Rican, Dominican and black girls wore them, and each had their own special take. Mahogany, whose grandma Ms. Helen lived across the street from my family in a single-room occupancy building, had one with bubbly script but no diamonds. Another girl from around my way had a heart decal in her nameplate, and nearly all the girls had a thick squiggly line underneath--a clever decoration to emphasize the importance of what sat above.
Nameplates have always leapt off the chests of black and brown girls who wear them; they're an unequivocal and proud proclamation of our individuality, as well as a salute to those who gave us our names. The necklaces are a response to gas-station bracelets and department-store mugs emblazoned with names like Katie and Becky. But most of all, they're a flashy and pointed rejection of the banality of white affluence.
...In New York City, where I was raised, the nameplate economy has never involved white people. Purchases always happen on main thoroughfares inside of the hood or in Chinatown.
Let's forget for a moment that it's a good thing to have a blended culture -- like, the fact that I (a person who clearly descended from a marriage of Wite-Out and spilled milk) -- love listening to Aretha Franklin and other black women singing with their ginormous, gospel-driven voices and spirit. And how Leontyne Price, who is black, did these stunningly beautiful renditions of Verdi's operas and so many other operas.
Imagine what this girl is asking. Take this a little further, and Price should not be allowed to sing opera, because it's a white people thing. That's some ugly "this shit is for us," huh?
Also hilarious is her naive little assumption that her experience defines the world. There is no possibility that anything that she experienced could have been anybody else's experience -- before hers! In an entirely different arena. (Not that this matters.)
Dipshitty Collier Meyerson says she was in her 20s when Barack Obama was elected,
I was born in 1964 and lived in a Detroit suburb that was so white for much of my family's time there -- until I got to junior high school -- that they should have called it Snowville.
I have to see if I can find the shot of me -- as a kid in the 70s -- with my Amy necklace on. Can't find it. Dratto. But I remember it -- in a red shirt with rainbow stripes sewn across the front, long straight hair, sitting playing guitar on our front lawn. (Don't laugh.) I believe I got it at the Tel-12 Mall, near my grandma's condo, after she and my grandpa moved to the suburbs from Detroit. I think I was probably 12 at the time. So 1976 or so.
And mine was cursive, just like Sex and The City's "Carrie's" in the photo, though it wasn't solid gold.
Here's one from Etsy:
Yeah -- "Laura" -- it's one of those complicated black names she talks about.








I still have a sterling silver one from the 1970s in a box somewhere.
JanetC at November 3, 2016 7:36 AM
"Janet," huh? Is that short for "Laquisha"?
Amy Alkon at November 3, 2016 7:42 AM
Truly we are living in a golden age of stupidity. Modern technology now allows dumb people to broadcast their stupidity to the furthest reaches of the world and to spread their stupidity to maximum amount of people. This was not the future we were promised but it seems to be the future we deserve.
Shtetl G at November 3, 2016 7:45 AM
Hmmm, black and brown girls show their individuality by.....All wearing identical name tags like good little pieces of property?
momof4 at November 3, 2016 7:55 AM
I had one during the early 90's revival. Around the same time braids were briefly a thing.
Beth C. at November 3, 2016 7:55 AM
It should have been the future we expected Shtetl.
If you look over the manuscripts of ancient history and seek their knowledge on who should rule and how you find overwhelmingly it is philosophers who they recommend should lead. And this is due to one simple thing, only philosophers had access to paper (or it's equivalents) to write their inane ideas on. Once paper became cheap you find out everyone thinks they should be in charge. As the price has further fallen we now can afford to publish dreck like Meyerson's.
Hooray for capitalism making things every cheaper and easier.
Ben at November 3, 2016 8:00 AM
Um huh? Again we keep mixing up socioeconomic status with that ----. I grew up in Woodhaven Queens. Back then it was Irish and Italian all the way. Only ones not wearing those name palates where the charity kids (catholic school). (The one family was so broke the monseigneur was thinking about suggesting family planning after kid 9. that would be the one running the catholic school.) It's urban culture, it's blue collar but it sure as ---- has nothing to do with ethnic background.
Oh I can't wait till that dumb --- sees this. She will be freaking foaming at the mouth. http://www.brit.co/beyonce-just-took-a-page-from-carrie-bradshaws-jewelry-book/
vlad at November 3, 2016 10:06 AM
Frankly I think things like Twitter are making things worse. You cannot have anything like a real discussion in 140 characters, but you can easily make virtue signals and develop echos. Likewise facebook tends to allow people to self-segregate and reinforce their own prejudices about the world. I also have a theory that having instant access to large groups through social media gives one a sense of population pressure without the necessity of actually being around people, which has significant psychological ramifications. Add it all up and you get deeply maladjusted people with nonexistent coping mechanisms.
Warhawke223 at November 3, 2016 10:11 AM
> I (a person who clearly descended
> from a marriage of Wite-Out and
> spilled milk) --
You're like a spring roll in eveningwear... We can look right through at your interior vegetables.
> love listening to Aretha Franklin
Hey Nineteen.
Crid at November 3, 2016 10:25 AM
> Is that short for "Laquisha"?
Some TV producer was trying to sell a sitcom about mores in black American culture, and he named the big sister character "Loquaysha."
Crid at November 3, 2016 10:27 AM
"Also hilarious is her naive little assumption that her experience defines the world. "
The narcissistic view of culture: "What a do and the way I live defines what is moral and proper. Anything that differs from that is, by definition, deviant."
Cousin Dave at November 3, 2016 11:00 AM
Dumbest thing I've ever heard.
Speaking of white women with name jewelry: My grandmother had a necklace with her name "Hope" on it. I remember girls in junior high school wearing anklets and bracelets with their names on them. In the early 1960's one of my sisters had a Barbie doll with a "Barbie" necklace. My great aunt Edith had a brooch with her name and a birthstone, which I think was given to her when she graduated from high school, which would have been somewhere around 1915. My father's cousin's wife Theodora had a brooch with her name "Teddy" on it, but she was a Mexican, so she doesn't count, no matter how much we loved her. My sister's 20 year old daughter has a name plate one of my other nieces gave her when she joined our family three years ago, but she's a Mexican too; but the niece who gave it to her is white.
Name jewelry was so common in the 1950's, 60's and 70's you can still buy it today. Not replicas of the stuff made in the 50's, 60's and 70's. The same stuff that's still left over. For about the same price. Name jewelry was also common in the Victorian era.
Ken R at November 3, 2016 11:12 AM
"Also hilarious is her naive little assumption that her experience defines the world. There is no possibility that anything that she experienced could have been anybody else's experience -- before hers! In an entirely different arena. (Not that this matters.)"-Amy
This is interesting, because I suspect I'm a few years older than Meyerson... And as a white girl who grew up in a shitty neighborhood in Texas, I totally associate those necklaces with Chola ghetto trash from the 90's- much like oversized Looney Toons character t-shirts. My reaction to seeing SJP wearing one is, "Why would she wear that tacky garbage?"
Ahw at November 3, 2016 11:13 AM
Those name necklaces make it easier to address by name someone so nondescript that you've already forgotten them, their name, and anything you might have learned about them.
Conan the Grammarian at November 3, 2016 11:22 AM
1: Nameplate necklaces are nice, aren't they? You sure you want strangers to know your first name before you tell them?
2: Why is there only one, all-encompassing, "black"?
Listen to yourself. You use the terms, Irish, Polish, Greek, Italian, French, English, Scot, Dane, Mexican, Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese, Cambodian, Indian, Korean and Australian...
But there's only one "black". This is lazy. This also panders to every shill who uses race as bait.
There's more diversity on the African continent than there is in Europe (you can actually make the case that this is why they can't rise above kleptocracy as a societal norm).
Pay attention. For at least this example, this idiot isn't complaining about cultural appropriation, really, because she hasn't shown she actually has one other than that of a victim, helpless to do anything on her own.
Radwaste at November 3, 2016 12:26 PM
Conan, a funny story related to that... When I was a teenager in the mid-1970s, a thing where we lived was getting a sports jersey with your first name on the back. One day, a friend and I were walking around in a mall, and we see a pretty girl go by wearing one of those. We turn after she goes by and her jersey says "SUSAN" on the back. So we circle around, and he walks up to her and says, "Hi, Susan! Good to see you again!" The look on her face was priceless. You could tell she was thinking: "Is this someone I know? He obviously knows me. Why don't I remember him?" He got her to tell him about a party she had gone to the previous week, and he told her he was at the party. He convinced her that he was someone she had met -- she had totally forgotten that she was wearing a jersey with her name on it. He wound up getting a date out of that.
Cousin Dave at November 3, 2016 12:29 PM
Sounds like her real problem is with white girls.
Canvasback at November 3, 2016 2:03 PM
""Janet," huh? Is that short for "Laquisha"?"
lol.
Gotta say, if I could put my hands on my nameplate necklace, I'd totally wear it.
If I recall, it was a Christmas gift from my grandmother. She probably bought it at that fashion forward department store chain called Bullocks and at the tres chic location of Santa Ana, California. Because Orange County was just a hotbed of trends and fashion in the 1970s. Okay, not really...
JanetC at November 3, 2016 2:13 PM
She had better stop writing using a "culturally appropriated" alphabet - and give those letters back to the Phoenicians!
Go back to writing in hieroglyphics - that is if her ancestors weren't illiterate slaves of the Pharaoh.
And as for the gold? Well, she "borrowed" that from Timbuktu. Give it back as well.
Further - she needs to keep away from Chinatown - nothing there belongs to her!
charles at November 3, 2016 5:34 PM
As long as we are going on about cultural appropriation, mexicans appropriated beer for thier german immigrants, so remember drinking mexican beer makes you a racist
lujlp at November 3, 2016 7:55 PM
Wearing your name on a necklace is just like wearing a name tag at work.
KateC at November 4, 2016 12:16 AM
"As long as we are going on about cultural appropriation, mexicans appropriated beer for thier german immigrants, so remember drinking mexican beer makes you a racist"
Actually, I guess any of us who aren't German are racist when we drink beer. Except Budweiser. The Germans will probably be happy to let us keep that one.
Cousin Dave at November 4, 2016 7:48 AM
If you think the world began when you were 15 and has always revolved around you, then this is totally logical.
I think it would help people if kids had summer camps where they spent a week living like ancient Rome, a week like native americans, a week like US in 1776. Hell, just take them back to 1970 for a week. It would give them perspective they apparently completely lack.
cc at November 4, 2016 10:13 AM
"Wearing your name on a necklace is just like wearing a name tag at work."
So you want the kind of creep you deal with at work to know your name when you're at the club, too?
Sorry. "Sally" on a Target nametag doesn't mean the same thing as "Sally" in gold in her cleavage - not at all. If you want people to call you by name then, too, by all means, go ahead.
Radwaste at November 5, 2016 1:53 AM
That Nword shouldn't wear clothes. Clothes are white people's culture.
Alan at November 5, 2016 7:21 PM
They brought an "Amy" nameplate necklace up from the Titanic wrecksite. There were a few women of color on the ship, but none were named Amy. Hence, at least one white woman was wearing one in 1912, and we can assume she wasn't the first.
As Amy Alkon indicates, it is laughable that Collier Meyerson can't conceive that something could exist outside of her own narrow experience.
Brian at November 5, 2016 7:38 PM
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