Pirate Eye Patch With Bonus Second Eye Coverage
Heh, heh...truth be told, this is a sleep mask -- one I love and use to block out light so I get the best possible night's sleep.

It's the Lewis N. Clark Comfort Eye Mask With Adjustable Straps.

Strap clips shut at the back.

Super-comfy, padding around the eyes.

$7.89 at Amazon and worth every fucking penny.

A recent discovery of mine is how wildly cheap (uh, affordable, she says, more classily) tablet keyboards now are. Many are between $10 and $20. Here's the lot of them at Amazon.

This $14.99 one is "Amazon's Choice."

Listed as: "Bluetooth Keyboard, Jelly Comb Universal Wireless Bluetooth Keyboard Ultra Slim for Apple iOS iPad Pro, mini 4, iPhone X/8/7Plus/6, Android Tablets (Galaxy Tab), Windows Mac OS 6.0 and later."

These work with even really old iPads, like the iPad 2 (non-Air) that I inherited from Gregg.