Mind Like A Steel Sieve
I can't remember jokes. This one, however, slipped in under the wire:
Two dyslexics walk into a bra.
Another one:
What's Victoria's Secret?She dresses like a slut.
Mind Like A Steel Sieve
I can't remember jokes. This one, however, slipped in under the wire:
Two dyslexics walk into a bra.
Another one:
What's Victoria's Secret?She dresses like a slut.
Holiday one-liners!
Q. What do you call a Filipino contortionist?
A. A Manilla folder!
Q. What do you call a homosexual midget?
A. Sweet 'N Low!
Q. Why do farts smell bad?
A. So deaf people can enjoy them, too!
Tip your waitress! Try the veal! I'm here all week!
Crid at May 29, 2006 12:48 AM
I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges...
(Steven Wright, I think...)
Eric at May 29, 2006 9:10 AM
Q: What do you call Lassie when she eats cantaloupe?
A: A little melon collie.
Lena Diller at May 29, 2006 9:44 AM
Why do we have orgasms?
How else would we know when to stop?
nikki at May 30, 2006 7:22 PM
Three guys walk into a bar:
You would have thought the last one would duck.
How many surrealists painters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A fish.
What's the mating call of a blonde?
I am sooooooo drunk!
Why are most blonde jokes only two lines long?
So brunettes can remember them.
I know you're out there, I can hear the sounds of you leaving.
LXV at May 30, 2006 8:13 PM
Why does Bono complain that
I still haven't found what I am looking for?"
He later admitted that "the streets have no names."
red river at May 31, 2006 9:25 PM
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