Cathy Seipp's Prison Fantasy
Cathy had a hilarious idea (fictionally hilarious, that is) inspired by my letter to Jack Abramoff:
Amy Alkon writes disgraced lobbyist Jack Abramoff in prison, telling him: "You're why people hate Jews."It's the sort of thing that reminds me of what my mother used to say whenever the name of someone like Roy Cohn came up: "...and I'm ashamed to say he's Jewish." Etc.
Anyway, rather amazingly, Abramoff wrote back (I guess he's got a lot of time on his hands), although I don't think anyone would have blamed him if hadn't. Abramoff to Amy: "I'll be praying for you." Idea for really weird Lifetime movie that just occurred to me: Amy falls in love with Abramoff via their penpal correspondence (as female penpals of prisoners all too often do), marries him in prison, sues for access to his sperm. Etc.
Ewww.
Christina at December 29, 2006 11:30 AM
Let me guess, Christina... you were reacting to "sues for access to his sperm." I'm behind you 100%...
All together now: EW!!!
Lena at December 29, 2006 5:26 PM
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