Who's Your Daddy? The Answer: $29.95
JoNel Aleccia writes on MSNBC of do-it-yourself DNA tests, $29.95 in the drug store. The kits are sold under the name "Identigene," and are produced by Sorenson Genetics of Salt Lake City, and require a swab of cheek cells from the father and the child -- which can, I'm guessing, be taken off a pacifier without anyone in the family being the wiser:
For users like Reid, the tests provide easier answers to one of life's crucial questions -- Who's your daddy? -- said Douglas Fogg, chief operating officer of Identigene."Everyone is purchasing the tests because they're curious," said Fogg, who expects to sell at least 52,000 tests this year. "They're looking to establish questions about their own child or their own paternity."
But for genetics experts, drugstore marketing of DNA testing raises questions of accuracy and ethics.
"From our perspective, direct-to-consumer genetic tests raise all the same issues for lax government oversight, potentially misleading or false advertising and the potential for making profound medical decisions on the basis of poorly interpreted or understood results," said Rick Borchelt, a spokesman for the Genetics and Public Policy Center at Johns Hopkins University.
At the very least, the kits have the potential to complicate the lives of the people who use them, legal experts cautioned.
"We all need to take a step back and realize that this is different than many tests that you take," said R. Alta Charo, a professor of law and bioethics at the University of Wisconsin at Madison. "This is a life-changing moment."
Well, duh. And it is within the realm of possibility that a test could be inconclusive or wrong, and I'm guessing there's something in the packaging saying so. And surely, there's the possibility somebody may do something horrible if they get an answer they're not expecting. But to deny the rest of the population an inexpensive answer to whether a man really should be paying child support -- well, that's like banning wine sales because some people will drive drunk.
Thanks, Flynne!







This is a step towards a greater equality between men and women in the field of parenthood. For now on, no women would be able to just walk in with a toddler, point the finger at a man and say "He's the daddy" without any valid proof.
On another subject, I find Mr. Borchelt quite condescending in his comment about this new way of doing the test. I don't understand how the term "You are not the father" can be listed as a "Poorly interpreted or understood results". It sounds like the cries of a middle-men, looking at his business being threatened by a newcomer in the market, not man of science.
Thank you for the morning sunshine you have put in my life today, Amy. Now, If we can just have a masculine contraceptive pill, I would be ready to call it sexual freedom for men.
Toubrouk at April 3, 2008 5:58 AM
"Now, If we can just have a masculine contraceptive pill," I don't think it's that far away http://www.malecontraceptives.org/. Yes it would be nice.
vlad at April 3, 2008 6:08 AM
Yes Vlad, it's not far but it's not there yet. I like to count my money when it's inside of my wallet, if you know what I mean.
Having to wait half a century for this is a bit long...
Toubrouk at April 3, 2008 6:21 AM
My issue with the kits is the false advertising.
It's something like $29.95 for the kit, and $200.00 if you want the test processed and the results sent back to you.
(Plus, there are the privacy issues meaning I want a third party in there responsible for ensuring the information is deleted and purged from the company's computers, and not harvested and sold....)
But these days, I think that DNA paternity tests should be mandatory whenever a child comes into contact with the state: divorce, adoption, CPS, .... But again, any information beyond the result itself needs to be purged after the result is determined.
jerry at April 3, 2008 7:05 AM
It's something like $29.95 for the kit, and $200.00 if you want the test processed and the results sent back to you.
Not quite, Jerry. According to the article:
"Total cost is about $150, including the price of the kit and a $119 laboratory processing fee. For another $200, users can purchase validated tests that meet legal requirements for determining paternity, Fogg said."
Also, the results are available online in 3 - 5 business days after you send the swabs to the lab.
(You're welcome, Amy. This should get interesting!)
Flynne at April 3, 2008 7:58 AM
Maybe I am dreaming but I can't wait for the day when the science of biometry will turn one's DNA as usable as a PIN number in a ATM. The day this technological innovation will arrive, we wouldn't have to deal with messy things like paternity fraud.
As I said, Just dreaming... :)
Toubrouk at April 3, 2008 8:17 AM
I used to work in a paternity testing laboratory.
What stinks is the cost of just the kit. It's essentially a couple of sponges on the end of plastic sticks and they're charging 29.95 for it? I hope postage is included...
But seriously, the testing for this isn't something they're going to keep on file. They don't sequence your genetic code or anything, they do something like, 12-22 different alleles, and they look at the mom's and they look at the dad's, and they make sure the kid has one from each, and if the kid's got some allele that doesn't belong to either, well, it had to come from somewhere didn't it?
I think it's awesome they're marketing it in drugstores. I am so tired of other people trying to control what's available to us. I wish I could get my own antibiotics in the drug store, instead of trying to get an appointment with a doctor. So the next time I get strep throat I don't have to spend 50 bucks and an hour and a half when I already know what I've got (and I have health insurance).
Anne at April 3, 2008 8:35 AM
In many other countries, birth control pills are available off the shelf. Considering they have fewer side effects than aspirin, (and duh, you can always just stop taking the damn things if you don't like the effects), and the battles fought in the FDA over it, it's obviously a political issue. More pandering to the fundies.
Pirate Jo at April 3, 2008 10:03 AM
More pandering to the fundies.
And big pharma.
Flynne at April 3, 2008 10:09 AM
More pandering to the fundies.
And big pharma.
And justified lawsuit avoidance because some idiot doesn't stop taking them even after seeing pink elephants and vomiting up her kidney - and decides to sue because "they were on the shelf, they must be safe."
Conan the Grammarian at April 3, 2008 10:40 AM
The sad thing about genetic tests: in many cases it doesn't
matter.
There's this,
and this,I read many people, mostly women, who write "why not just get a DNA test?" Because on many, if not most, cases it doesn't matter. By-and-large, the courts will not overturn paternity, even with disconfirmatory genetic tests.
Jeff at April 3, 2008 11:19 AM
I'm still mangling links. Last link is here.
Jeff at April 3, 2008 11:20 AM
It's not pandering.
The reason you can't buy your own antibiotics is to avoid the shit that's happening in Mexico. They hand them out like candy down there, and there's all kinds of resistant infections because of it.
MRSA anyone? Hepatitis C??
brian at April 3, 2008 11:28 AM
Good point, Brian. When I lived in Hong Kong, I saw he same problem. People bought penicillin for common ailments, leading to resistant strains of staff and the like.
Jeff at April 3, 2008 11:42 AM
yeah, Jeff, that was my first thought too... It won't make a difference. The things in the article were kinda happy faced too... Reid is lucky that ex-girlfriend isn't coming after him for back child support.
And? Who loses the most by the stupidity and lying of adults? Children. Blood relations are really important to some people... there are those who don't think that the raising of a child makes you the parent. So when they find out that maybe it was the milkman delivering more than he should'a? The ugliness that ensues will disproportionately affect the kid.
I think this solves the problem that isn't there to be solved. Sure, if there is a full on court proceeding, tests are good. But something you can get from rite-aid if you are curious? Sometimes there is a surprisingly long distance between happiness and truth... but people don't know how far until they can't return.
SwissArmyD at April 3, 2008 12:07 PM
I agree that DNA testing for paternity should be done with EVERY birth. Why should only the woman be assured that she is parenting her own offspring? After all, what DECENT woman would ever object to such a policy? They should be happy to demonstrate to their man that they are faithful and trustworthy, right?
This might lead to less cheating on the part of women. Unfortunately, it would lead inevitably to an increase in the number of secret abortions.
Jay R at April 3, 2008 12:32 PM
After all, what DECENT woman would ever object to such a policy? They should be happy to demonstrate to their man that they are faithful and trustworthy, right?
I can't think of anything a DECENT woman could want more - after pushing out a child (or two) - than to hear her husband saying, "Honey, I've got the DNA kit. Let's test the kid." That's a marriage that's going to last.
...leading to resistant strains of staff and the like.
I believe you mean "staph" (Staphylococcus aureus).
Conan the Grammarian at April 3, 2008 1:22 PM
What's the problem with abortions, secret or not? At least there won't be a child to support, so problem solved for the guy!
Chrissy at April 3, 2008 1:23 PM
A small % of people are Chimeras and the test may lead them astray.
austin at April 3, 2008 1:54 PM
"That's a marriage that's going to last." Well that depends on why he got the kit. Also he doesn't need her DNA to find out if the kid is his. Take the swab and get the test done without telling her there are three results:
1) The kids your and you really should give her a pack of get out of jail free cards you distrusting asshole.
2) It's not your and now you know. Now what?
3) Your too stupid to do the test right and the results are wrong. You have no way of knowing and could go off half cocked on bad
Now if she got pregnant around when you started dating I can see the point. Since she did the nasty before you met you really don't have much cause to complain. So now you want to know if the kid is yours. If you go to the lab there is a small chance that you'll be seen and questions will be asked, lots of needless embarrassment and it's more expensive. However most of us have the one buddy we can claim to be getting it for (I was single and a virgin and I must have bought 15 pregnancy test in high school). I can see the benefit in these situations.
"At least there won't be a child to support, so problem solved for the guy!" Um so after the abortion she still has to support the terminated fetus? I'd say problem solved for both sides. Also this won't work till the kids born. Now I'm all pro-choice but once he/she is born even the most militant advocates think it's too late to abort.
vlad at April 3, 2008 2:09 PM
"A small % of people are Chimeras and the test may lead them astray." Yeah I wouldn't have thought of that one. I'm not sure if they can do DNA using their method on smiley spray but that should solve the problem.
vlad at April 3, 2008 2:12 PM
"And justified lawsuit avoidance because some idiot doesn't stop taking them even after seeing pink elephants and vomiting up her kidney - and decides to sue because "they were on the shelf, they must be safe.""
By that logic, laundry detergent shouldn't be sold without a prescription.
Pirate Jo at April 3, 2008 2:19 PM
"More pandering to the fundies.
And big pharma." Well not sure how big pharma benifits from the stuff being behind the counter. In fact if the shit was sold over the counter then they would be more set. They could keep coming up with random off label uses and extent their patents. So long as the law suites didn't keep nailing them. BTW if it was all over the counter how many people would take their BP meds as opposed to Oxy or any other fun drugs.
If big pharma was as evil and in charge as some people think then oxy would be a high priced over the counter medication. People are stoned out of their mind and the company is selling the stuff by the truck load.
vlad at April 3, 2008 2:34 PM
By that logic, laundry detergent shouldn't be sold without a prescription.
Check the warning label sometime and you'll wonder why it isn't.
Most people use laundry detergent and are fairly familiar with its workings. Plus, if you're huffing laundry detergent, you're not using it in accordance with its intended use. Your lawsuit will hit a snag. You still might win it, but it will take some fancy footwork on the part of your lawyer.
OTOH: Let's say you're taking Miracle Drug A and you have a bad reaction but don't stop taking it. You sue. Most people on juries lack any level of medical sophistication and have most likely been confused by the warning label on an aspirin bottle at one time in their lives. The result is that they would buy your argument that pharmaceutical companies are evil and rich and caused you great pain - despite your own stupidity. After all, someone has to pay, right? The result, you get a bus load of money and we pay more for drugs.
Conan the Grammarian at April 3, 2008 5:07 PM
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