Mama always said "stupid is as stupid does."

Oh, and Heidi? See you in hell.

Sometimes, this is all that someone has that passes for excitement in the aforementioned trailer park.

Now, now, people, let's be kind to the socially inept. They can't help what their lives become - it's all IN!!!!! GOD'S!!!!!!! HANDS!!!!!!! REALITY!!!!!!! FANTASY!!!!!!!! IT'S ALL THE SAME THING!!!!!!!

Ow. My head hurts from reading her posts. Trailer trash has found its goddess, and she is Heidi. Ick. o_O

Sadly, I plan of missing our sweet little get-together at Judgment Day with Heidi. I will be busy rotting in earth instead of burning in hell.

I think we should keep Heidi around. Every decent blog need his "Troll Pet".

I had a high school friend with a mom like Heidi.

Her mom weighed 300 pounds, fundy Christian, gave away their money every month to the preacher, kept the kids in a trailer park.

She was a sweet girl then. Not surprisingly, today she weighs 250 pounds, she's divorced, has five kids, lives in a trailer park, and proselytizes like nobody's business.

These nuts do immeasurable damage for generations. Very sad.

Here's what's sad: Heidi's mother sends her to the adviced goddess. I wonder why? Maybe the good mother is a little disappointed with the "vast" life experinces and "successes" of her precious little trailer princess who has been married since puberty. Heidi can't even FATHOM an idea that differs from her indoctrinated views. Look how proud she is of being married once. Wait until she turns 35 and the view from the trailer park gets, at best, boring.

One thing that's humorous about this is that quite a few of us who responded to her insane rambling are involved in long-term, stable, happy relationships.

Can you imagine if Heidi was dating the Columbian from today's other post?

Would she throw an ashtray at the boyfriend or his mother?

"How would u like it knowing your lover was thinking about somebody else while doing you?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? "

As long as she keeps doing that thing with her hips, I'm ok with it.

>> How would u like it knowing your lover was thinking about somebody else while doing you?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Actually, it kinda turns me on.

It's so cute that there are still people who believe in judgment day and hellfire. Maybe fairies and leprechauns aren't dead either!

Oh, and Gretchen you win the coffee splorfing award of the day. This crazy broad and the Columbian mamacita should do a cage fight.

Thanks, PJ :-)

I actually thought about it in some detail - a cage fight sounds brilliant. We could call it Incestuous Columbian v. The God Warrior (think: Wife Swap. If you haven't seen that episode you need to leave the cave and youtube it pronto http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TJLOGI2Odc&feature=related ).

Wait a minute....

I live in a trailer park,i recently got child support checks, and I'm a whack job!!!

Did we mention that Heidi is 26 and has been married for...nine years?

UPDATE: Heidi now says she's been WITH her husband for nine, and married to him for seven.

Heidi's 26, married, and getting child support? That means neither she nor her husband is holding down a decent job.

I assume the child support is from the government. So, we're being berated and chastised by a woman who is being supported (along with her husband and child) by...us?

The need for government money also explains the small "i" in Heidi's e-mails. She's under-capitalized.

Heidi's 26, married, and getting child support?

Nah, Conan, I think this was her attempt at sarcasm and her pointing out that people were assuming this because her posts look and read like that of an under-educated 10-year-old. I assumed the same thing myself (makes an ASS of U and ME!), until I went to the thread and read some more of her headache-inducing posts. She claims she and her husband own a house, but that doesn't necessarily mean it's not a double-wide. o_O

Ah the stupid. It hurts.

Why do all the crazy people have such awful punctuation and grammar?

Oh, it's probably that fourth grade education they have. That would also explain the crazy rantings. Hmmm.....

Heehee! Someone thinks I'm pervy. That kinda makes my day.

"As long as she keeps doing that thing with her hips, I'm ok with it."

Hey Steve: after I spit out my soda, I called my boyfriend & he says I found his clone. Heidi has her fantasies, I'll hold onto mine too!

So thats the response i get for my own personal opinion!!!!

Unless you're on a board of like-minded, exclamation point spewing nitwits, then, yes, that's the response you get for your own 'personal opinion.' If this comes as an outrage or a surprise, get off the internet. (Or, Hell, get off the planet!)

Really, it's a loop anyway. "You're assuming crap about me so I assume shit about you! Take that!" Wow, I sure am impressed.

I'm with Eric on this one. Cuckold fantasy? That's hot.

"So thats the response i get for my own personal opinion!!!!"

No, that's the response you get for screaming your opinion at the top of your lungs in a completely insane and insulting manner.

But, you'll never get that, and will likely just scream some more in response.

Mind you, it also doesn't help that the average "OMGWTF"-abusing 13 year old can show a better grasp of the English language, but let's not nit-pick.