Girls Just Wanna Have Guns
It's very educational, and especially hilarious because they're saying stuff you don't often hear from girls.
Which girl's your fave?
P.S. As seen in Jackie Brown, just a bit of it, in passing...
...with one of the great ad slogans of all time, spoken by Samuel L. Jackson: "AK-47...When you absolutely, positively have to kill every motherfucker in the room."







Hmm. The Mossberg's shooting reduced loads.
One of the strangest ideas there is, is that women can't shoot, can't learn to shoot, etc.
Then, there's somehow an idea that if you're, uh, attractive, you have to be even more useless.
This opinion is not held by the pros, though.
Don't miss Oleg Volk's pages on guns.
Radwaste at July 12, 2008 5:11 AM
"When you absolutely, positively have to kill every motherfucker in the room."
Sam Jackson says it so well. Eric Harris just could never sound so coooool....
Eric at July 12, 2008 8:27 AM
The AK47 model is my friend Julia! OK, you don't care... but anyway, one of the best bumper stickers I've ever seen is, "A gun in the hand is better than a cop on the phone." I had a boyfriend in college that MADE me learn how to shoot.
andrew'shotwife at July 12, 2008 8:40 AM
You might want to investigate Lindy Cooper Wisdom.
The daughter of renowned combat pistol instructor Jeff Cooper, she's an impressive character on her own.
Firearms discipline is more than just shooting. Surf those links, and I think you'll find out just how much more.
Radwaste at July 12, 2008 9:21 AM
Check out www.corneredcat.com- the lady who writes it sounds like someone we all know when it comes to personal responsibilty. I especially love her disclaimer at the bottom of every page.
Juliana at July 12, 2008 9:43 AM
Here's the disclaimer...just love it:
Amy Alkon at July 12, 2008 10:04 AM
Here's a link to her own advice column, Dear Gunhilda (by Kathy Jackson):
http://corneredcat.com/Fun/gunhilda.aspx
Amy Alkon at July 12, 2008 10:12 AM
Guns: Because when seconds count, the police are just minutes away.
brian at July 12, 2008 10:59 AM
Glad you liked it, Amy. It's such a fun website, and it will take a long time to go through everything. Sound, practical advice regularly dosed with appropriate humor. There's one where she covers social considerations, such as how to hug someone without them figuring out that you're carrying a concealed firearm. Surreal.
The Quotes page even has several gems. One of my favorites is: "I have always believed that a true gentleman provides covering fire while a lady is reloading." -Tamara
Bottom line, I love how she writes unflinchingly and unapologetically on a topic that is considered politically incorrect.
juliana at July 12, 2008 3:12 PM
I'd have to go with Sidney. I'm a pushover for gym-toned bottle blondes. Can't say I like the Tech-9 though, I'm more of an MP-5 fan myself.
Gog_Magog_Carpet_Reclaimers at July 12, 2008 5:14 PM
My fav is the fitness chick with the tech-9.
For a fav gun, it's hard to beat the simplicity and usefullness of a pump action shotgun. Althoug all those featured are certainly "suitable for home defense".
Sean at July 12, 2008 6:09 PM
Hey, and here I just got off the range with my puny Glock 30. I feel so inadequate. So do bikinis and hot shell casings mix?
Paul Hrissikopoulos at July 12, 2008 6:19 PM
Sean: the pump action shotgun may be all you need for home defense, as it makes that oh so resonatingly beautiful and unmistakable sound when being cycled. Though I will have to differ with you on all the others being suitable for home defense (unless you're being sarcastic and I'm just not picking up on it). I think they're more suited for home ventilation...
Paul: "Dear Gunhilda" sort of covers that; someone asked about when hot brass finds a lady's cleavage. Yikes!!! Oh, and please don't refer to a Glock 30 as puny, you've given me a complex and I'll have to go out and buy something bigger now.
Okay boys, here's some gun eyecandy for you:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ebtj1jR7c
juliana at July 12, 2008 7:13 PM
Speaking from personal experience:
When a hot shell casing lodges in your cleavage, proper ettiquette suggests yelping like a burnt cat while performing a little dance to retrieve the hot brass, all while keeping your wepon pointed down range of course. Smacking the boyfriend for laughing is up to the discretion of the lady.
Elle at July 14, 2008 1:37 PM
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