Believing In Death Santa
Western children do believe in childish things like Santa -- until they're, oh, seven or so, I guess. Quite a few Muslim adults, however, keep on believing -- and not that a fat guy in a red suit will drop down their chimney and leave them a Nintendo. Nope, they believe that blowing themselves while murdering other people who don't believe in their particular brand of Imaginary Friend will get them some really good lovin' up there in the land of 72 virgins.
Live Leak asks the question: "Do muslim suicide bombers actually believe that they will get 72 virgins or is this just western propaganda to make them look stupid?" Well, see for yourself right here.







Of course, if they could get laid here on earth, the temptation would be a lot lower. Polygamy leaves lots of young men with no chance of finding a woman.
It is no accident that monogamous cultures are more stable and less violence prone than polygamous ones. The mormons may be held up as a counterexample. However, they are a small group embedded in a larger monogamous context.
bradley13 at January 20, 2009 1:05 AM
I wonder where all the virgins come from, or what crimes they must have committed to be punished in this way, getting just 1/72nd of a suicide bomber for eternity.
The guy on the video talked about getting "a river of honey." I like honey, but a river of the stuff would mostly be wasted. A jar a week would be more than enough. Where does it come from? Where does it go to? Is there a honey sea? I guess you could spread it on the virgins.
Norman at January 20, 2009 1:15 AM
Why virgins? It's not like they would know what they're doing - but, neither does the ignorant pawn convinced to go kill himself.
Radwaste at January 20, 2009 2:35 AM
I've always wondered where the "72" comes from. Why not 70? or 65?
Charles at January 20, 2009 4:40 AM
I don't really care why suicide bombers expect finding as a reward in their mythical afterlife. Debating on this is a moot point. We clearly know that their religion calls for such things. Debating it is like having a dog defecating in the middle of the living room and debating on the color of the feces.
The whole "Evil Western Propaganda" is pathetic. If your religion is quoted to be linked with THOUSANDS of suicide attacks worldwide and you do BLOODY NOTHING to deal with it, blaming misunderstanding from the West will do nothing. How can we misunderstand the riots over a cartoon featuring your Santa-Claus? There's nothing to understand about sublime savagery but the fact that is savagery.
Toubrouk at January 20, 2009 5:25 AM
Hilarious, Norman, about the honey.
Polygamy leaves lots of young men with no chance of finding a woman.
My friend Satoshi (and the late Alan S. Miller) talk about this in their book (now very affordable in paperback), Why Beautiful People Have More Daughters.
The book includes a piece on why most suicide bombers are Muslim, linked here:
http://www.psychologytoday.com/articles/pto-20070622-000002.xml
P.S. Don't do this at home, kids -- put two links in a comment. It will send you directly to my spam filter. Post a separate comment for every separate link, and wait about 30 seconds between posting them. Thank you! The Management.
Amy Alkon at January 20, 2009 7:00 AM
Am I wrong, or would 72 sluts be more fun?
Darry at January 20, 2009 7:21 AM
Amy Alkon
http://www.advicegoddess.com/archives/2009/01/20/believing_in_de.html#comment-1621990">comment from DarryAm I wrong, or would 72 sluts be more fun?
Ha. I'm with you. I've had a lot of practice, and I won't cry in bed. Unless it's really, really, really good.
Amy Alkon
at January 20, 2009 7:47 AM
I wouldn't push the plunger until the clerics resolve the raisins-vs-virgins issue.
Eric at January 20, 2009 7:50 AM
There was something lost in the translation. It's not 72 virgins. It's one virgin.....and she's 72.
Steamer at January 20, 2009 8:20 AM
Amy Alkon
http://www.advicegoddess.com/archives/2009/01/20/believing_in_de.html#comment-1622011">comment from EricI wouldn't push the plunger until the clerics resolve the raisins-vs-virgins issue.
Eric, absolutely hilarious. For the uninitiated, here's a link.
http://www.hyscience.com/archives/2006/02/do_raisins_not.php
Amy Alkon
at January 20, 2009 8:59 AM
So what do you think will come of the Chinese practice of aborting baby girls because they are limited to one child? I'll bet it's not suicide bombing, and I'll bet it's not good.
MarkD at January 20, 2009 9:21 AM
It is the combination of polygyny and the promise of a large harem of virgins in heaven that motivates many young Muslim men to commit suicide bombings.
So what motivates their families to praise them afterward? Religion.
As long as little brother hears from Mom and Dad as well as the community at large about what a hero big brother was to "martyr" himself, he'll be motivated to do the same.
Conan the Grammarian at January 20, 2009 9:24 AM
So what do you think will come of the Chinese practice of aborting baby girls because they are limited to one child? I'll bet it's not suicide bombing, and I'll bet it's not good.
A great many restless and frustrated men. To avoid popular unrest and cull the populatino of angry young men, the government will wasge war with the West.
Conan the Grammarian at January 20, 2009 9:27 AM
You'll recall that Ayatollah Khomeini kept urging young Iranians to die for Allah right up till the day he himself died of old age in his bed. Lots of folks have noted that suicide bombers are almost all young men (or even children), but hardly anyone seems to have noticed that almost all of the mullahs & imams who promise them virgins in paradise are old, or very old men. Think about it: a miserable, sickly, impotent old man could spend eternity in paradise as a young, handsome stud with a permanent throbbing boner. All he has to do is strap on a bomb belt & push the plunger. Yet for some reason, every single Muslim cleric would rather die of old age in his bed right here on Earth, just like Khomeini. Gosh, you'd almost think it was all a big scam...
Martin at January 20, 2009 9:57 AM
so basically this is violent population control to make up for the ruling classes' interest in having multiple wives? or something...
Mark D, the thing about China is that it isn't a religious thing, and it isn't as much a class thing either... They can reverse the tide in a short amount of time, and it is the potential to find a mate that can keep people going on even if they are single. If you know that you never can? Well why not go on to the next life where things are more rosy. It may be that the jokes on them, and they get 72 brand spankin' new blow-up sallys. Virginal and brainless...
SwissArmyD at January 20, 2009 10:34 AM
Come on Amy, who wants a nintendo for xmass?? It's a Wii or an Ipod.
sean at January 20, 2009 12:37 PM
Khomeini had the most ironic funeral in history. I'm still hoping to buy his beard on Ebay.
Eric at January 20, 2009 1:12 PM
Nope, they believe that blowing themselves while murdering other people ...
That is a very disturbing mental image.
Hey Skipper at January 20, 2009 1:32 PM
Um Eric the Wii is a nintendo
I was watching a cartoon, dont remember which one. But the suicide bomber shows up in heaven asking for his virgins, and an angle of the lord leads him to his harem.
Populated by 72 teenage boys playing dungeons and dragons
lujlp at January 20, 2009 4:56 PM
Soory the nintendo comment was for sean
lujlp at January 20, 2009 4:56 PM
Come on Amy, who wants a nintendo for xmass?? It's a Wii or an Ipod.
Okay, off on the mental grab for personal electronics names. (I occasionally play with Gregg's Super Monkey Ball -- and no, that's not a sexual euphemism.)
Amy Alkon at January 20, 2009 6:40 PM
I did not watch the link, but I heard that the IDF has caught would-be bombers who wrap their junk in metal or pieces of flak jackets so that it will be intact for the virgins.
smarty at January 24, 2009 6:38 AM
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