How To Get Rid Of Shitty Writers In Your Local Paper
Just campaign to have them hired by the Obama administration.
I was reading Romenesko's media news site on Thursday morning, when, to my great delight, I saw that Rosa Brooks, Barbara Ehrenreich's dull and often (or usually) irrational daughter whose unreadable column runs on the LA Times' op-ed page, has been given a job in the Pentagon.
This, of course, horrifies me as well -- that this lettuce-for-brains will have any say over anything -- and even worse, that she'll be doing it as "an advisor to the undersecretary of Defense for policy." But, since I have no say over which idiots this administration hires, I am thrilled to no longer have her sucking up space in the local paper.
Not surprisingly, in her typical irrational "government should be our mommy and daddy!" fashion, she recommends government bail out the papers. Now, I'd like things to be back the way they were two years ago, before papers started calling me to tell me they were going out of business or killing the section my column runs in, but I'm not a big enough whore or idiot to want government to be in charge of the currently free press. Barbara bunny just wants the grownups to come save her (never bothering to rub two brain cells together to figure out how this will all be paid for -- like maybe that we, and generations and generations to come, will be saddled with monstrous debt):
Like everyone else whose livelihood is linked to the newspaper industry, I've been watching, appalled, as newspapers continue their death spiral, with dwindling circulations and thousands of layoffs. Here at The Times, the editorial staff is down to almost half the size it was in 2000. Often, as I've watched talented colleagues get the ax, I've suspected that I've only lasted this long because as a freelancer -- with no benefits and minimal pay -- I'm just too cheap to be worth firing.Still, I knew it was time to pray for a government bailout in December, when my editor explained that because the paper's parent company had filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection, I might not get paid for my recent columns. From a legal perspective, he told me, I wasn't a columnist -- I was an "unsecured creditor" of Tribune Co. (Along with other freelancers, I got paid in the end, but if I ever do this again, I'll be sure to ask CEO Sam Zell for some collateral first -- the title to his house, maybe.)
...If we're willing to use taxpayer money to build roads, pay teachers and maintain a military; if we're willing to bail out banks and insurance companies and failing automakers, we should be willing to part with some public funds to keep journalism alive too.
I, for one, am not willing to bail out banks, insurance companies, and failing automakers -- nor am I for the free press to become the on-the-dole press. It's bad enough that we're going into huge debt -- on top of the huge debt we already have.
Brooks might not get it, but the LAT's commenters do:
29. Gee I'm an engineer. I provide a valuable service to society. I'd like a bailout too. Would you guys mind subsidizing my salary too? Eventually, we'll find the last two productive people who make a product that people will actually pay for and just tax all of their earnings so we can support people who went into journalism. Yay! Submitted by: mg31. I will so miss the weekly amusement that this column provided, as no one could ever mistake it for reasoned discourse from a rational, educated, and worldly person. Subsidized journalism - don't we call that the Corporation for Public Broadcasting? We all know how robust and idependent that is. What I fear even more though, is the thought of Ms. Brooks having an impact on our defense policy. Let's hope there are still newspapers to expose any ideas she might try to fester upon us.
Submitted by: Tim Bowman
12:04 PM PDT, April 9, 200933. So let me get this straight: In order for the press to fully serve in its honored "fourth-estate" capacity as the watchdog of government, it needs to be funded and backed by the government? Seriously? I fear for my safety now that you will apparently be brining that world class caliber of analysis to the DOD.
Submitted by: Jason
11:58 AM PDT, April 9, 200941. "Other democracies pay for accurate reporting, so why shouldn't the U.S.?" Yeah, I think Russia did. They called their paper Pravda or something.
Submitted by: PJ
11:10 AM PDT, April 9, 200947. This is a ridiculous article. Newspapers are struggling because they made bad business choices and failed to understand their markets or recognize the threats of emerging technologies. Newspapers and news outlets as we know them may change, but "news" as a product will continue to exist, subject to the laws of supply and demand like any other product. Newspapers are just a delivery format, like VHS or floppy disks. We wouldn't bail out those industries as they become outdated and inefficient. We wouldn't create subsidies or tax breaks for people who insist on using archaic technologies.
Submitted by: Sarah
10:35 AM PDT, April 9, 200976. To paraphrase Tom Jefferson: "Given a choice between government-run newspapers and no newspapers, I would choose the latter." If Ms. Brooks thinks licensing of journalists will "encourage robust and independent reporting," she is heading to the right place--a job in an administration trying to install socialism.
Submitted by: Old Editor
5:50 AM PDT, April 9, 2009
And one of the reasons the LA Times is failing -- one small reason -- is their taking for granted reader eyeballs by publishing unreadable people like the out-of-state Brooks regularly instead of the brilliant (and local) Eugene Volokh.







It isn't just the daughter that's screwed up - the mother is too. Warren Farrell called her a "man-hater" in one of his books.
Norman L. at April 10, 2009 2:17 AM
I have to echo that I'm not willing to bail-out the banks, auto industry, etc.
In fact, I add one that most don't -- trains. For the love of God, stop funding that archaic mode of transit called Amtrak and fund some of the mass transit that's really needed -- buses on city streets.
As far as papers go, they need to adjust to the times or die. So far, my local rag is surviving but this probably is, at least in part, because they are. They have an award winning website that I know I go to quite often. Don't know if I'd pay for it -- it would probably depend on how much and if you could per view/use (I wouldn't subscribe just as I don't the paper but I'd pay a nominal fee for certain uses just as I do the Sunday paper). I agree with the commenter that said we shouldn't bail out archaic technology. If the papers go, I'll miss a couple of features but it wouldn't be heartbreaking and I think the local one would be savy enough to put the features I'd want on their website.
God forbid, we should let dying businesses die. If people aren't willing to pay for them by being paying customers, force them by taxing them to death.
T's Grammy at April 10, 2009 5:29 AM
"and even worse, that she'll be doing it as 'an advisor to the undersecretary of Defense for policy.' "
I'm not surprised. I'm starting to hear horror stories coming out of the Pentagon. Obama is staffing the SecDef's office with left-wing syncophants who flatly refuse to listen to fact-based arguments, and routinely insult people in uniform. When they succeed in building a Carter-style hollow Army, don't let them throw you with their argument that they're doing it all "for the troops". That's not the reason.
Cousin Dave at April 10, 2009 6:53 AM
It isn't just the daughter that's screwed up - the mother is too. Warren Farrell called her a "man-hater" in one of his books.
Here is an article by Warren Farrell regarding radical feminists such as Barbara Ehrenreich:
http://mensnewsdaily.com/archive/f/farrell/farrell_6.htm
Having a man hater for a mother can't help Rosa's reasoning skills.
MIOnline at April 10, 2009 7:07 AM
Dave -
Now you're starting to give my paranoia some legs. I started to worry a few years back when the military was scoring much higher in the "who do you trust" polls than Congress and the President.
Now we have an overtly anti-military president who is going to try to weaken this country.
Is a coup even possible in this country? If it happens, then what?
brian at April 10, 2009 7:52 AM
It doesn't help that newspapers typically alienate half of their potential subscribers by having an editorial position indistinguishable from that of the Democrat Party.
Robert at April 10, 2009 8:09 AM
Great post Amy, but I would love to know what qualifications she is bringing to her post and steep the competition for that position was.
jerry at April 10, 2009 8:13 AM
Amy Alkon
http://www.advicegoddess.com/archives/2009/04/10/how_to_get_rid_1.html#comment-1642433">comment from jerryShe's a lefty columnist and daughter of Barbara Ehrenreich. There are far better writers and thinkers out there -- and women, too (guessing that the LAT had that as a part of their decision to run her drivel). Off the top of my head, I'll name a few whose work I read: Katherine Mangu-Ward, Wendy McElroy, Cathy Young, Virginia Postrel, my late friend Cathy Seipp -- who was both local and a logical choice to write regularly for the op-ed page.
Note that the LA Times does not run my column, either. I once got a letter from features editor Sherry Stern asking me to never send the paper anything again. Hey, why have a writer who beats the ass of the LA Times in the LA Press Club awards from time to time, and who'd do regular local media to promote her column and in turn, the paper? (I believe their dislike of me stems from women being angry about a joke about my boobs I made in my Rambler story they ran in the Magazine, plus their being indignant that I actually sell my column and promote it at features' ladies conferences, along with other syndicators.)
On the bright side, my book exists (and will be published in November, 09) because Rick Wartzman, then the editor of the Magazine, turned down my piece on how, when telemarketers call me, I track down the head of the company they're telemarketing for, find HIS home number, call him at home and chew him out for calling me at home, plus taking my time without my consent and hijacking a phone line I pay for -- and not in order to make his marketing costs cheaper. And then invoice him for my time and use of my phone line, and get him to pay me. LA Times via Wartzman told me that they weren't interested. Bruce David at Hustler heard this (took me to lunch a few years back) and said, "We're interested!" and snapped it right up. Hustler, by the way, is great to work for. Pay on time, and do what they say they will. When Cathy was dying, their features editor was really nice about a story I never could finish -- first time that's ever happened to me. And, despite that, they're still inviting me to some party they're throwing.
Anyway, when my friends heard that Wartzman would rather publish stories about cow farts in Kern county than my story of how I got back at telemarketers, they yelled at me to write a book. Jackie Danicki was especially responsible. I wrote a good bit of the proposal and two chapters at Cathy's house, and the book is in memory of her. She was always behind me in all my wacky attempts to get small justice against petty wrongdoers -- the inconsiderate enraged her like they enrage me. And without her support I might not have felt so comfortable going after people. Miss her lots.
Amy Alkon
at April 10, 2009 8:41 AM
...never bothering to rub two brain cells together to figure out how this will all be paid for....
Heard a guy on the radio this morning who suggested that with 50% of the people paying no income taxes at all, there's no incentive for them to demand the government spend less.
Conan the Grammarian at April 10, 2009 8:51 AM
Brooks' column was priceless ... and I don't mean that in a flattering way! The comments you posted were great but I encourage your many readers to read the others too - so many are brilliant!
It occurred to me that the one upside of licensing journalists is that then we'd officially know that they were employees of the Democrat Party ... errr, I mean "U.S. Government".
Robert W. (Vancouver, BC) at April 10, 2009 9:20 AM
If you want to succeed in a free market economy, your product must be of high enough quality that other people, of their own free will, are actually willing to pay for it.
People like Ms. Brooks, who are asking for a bailout, are at the same time admitting that their work product does not meet that standard.
Government bailouts force us, as taxpayers, to overpay for inferior products we would not buy on our own. They reward shoddy performance, and what we reward is what we get.
Kirk Strong at April 10, 2009 9:21 AM
Amy Alkon
http://www.advicegoddess.com/archives/2009/04/10/how_to_get_rid_1.html#comment-1642444">comment from Kirk StrongPeople like Ms. Brooks, who are asking for a bailout, are at the same time admitting that their work product does not meet that standard.
About time somebody talked turkey about her work.
While my column isn't for everyone, at least I work my ass off to make it entertaining and try, in every column, to give people something they couldn't think of all by themselves. I write one column a week because I put a great deal of research in it. There's also a considerable amount of what would snottily be called "scholarship" behind my book -- although it's written in ordinary person-ese. (Once you're no longer 22, you write to be understood instead of writing to impress.)
I'm only going to one ev. psych conference this year (personal cutbacks due to downturns in newspapers) but I rarely even read for pleasure anymore, and mostly read for my column and blog. It's just what you do if you want to not feel you're ripping readers off.
Amy Alkon
at April 10, 2009 9:30 AM
...if we're willing to bail out banks and insurance companies and failing automakers...
Who says we're willing. Nobody asked me.
I did my part to help the auto industry by buying a car.
...we should be willing to part with some public funds to keep journalism alive too....
The public funds would be to keep newspapers alive. Journalism will thrive with or without newspapers. Ever see the evening news? Watch a Sunday morning talk show? Listen to news radio? Read a magazine without the word Us or People or Entertainment in the title? Ever hear of a little network called, CNN?
Conan the Grammarian at April 10, 2009 10:44 AM
Is it just me or does America seem to be rapidly becoming a socialist nightmare. Socialism is a downward spiral.
DavidJ at April 10, 2009 11:28 AM
I can't decide which is more extreme; my delight that Brooks' vapid, blathering, reflexively feminoid columns will cease, or my horror that she is making POLICY AT THE PENTAGON, FOR CHRISSAKES!!!??? (What crack are they smoking?!) I have never scanned one of her columns without thinking, "How in the hell does this dim bulb get published in a major metropolitan paper?!"
As for the LA Times, with a current editorial staff which apparently believes the Democrats' platform is much too conservative and reactionary, and which promotes radical feminism with all the unquestioning gusto of wild-eyed cultists, I would now be glad to see it fold. Yesterday's unprecedented front page "news" ad for NBC was the last straw for any pretense of integrity. If you can buy a front-page "newsvertisement," I assume you can buy a "real" story, as well.
I have been reading the Times for more than 40 years, and it is truly a sad, increasingly-worthless remnant of a once-proud enterprise.
Jay R at April 10, 2009 11:30 AM
Amy Alkon
http://www.advicegoddess.com/archives/2009/04/10/how_to_get_rid_1.html#comment-1642473">comment from DavidJIs it just me or does America seem to be rapidly becoming a socialist nightmare. Socialism is a downward spiral.
I was with a bunch of Hungarians a few weeks ago who just couldn't get over that we in America now have state-supported banks.
Amy Alkon
at April 10, 2009 12:06 PM
MIOnline,
thanks for the excerpt on virulent man-hatred at the New York Times. Everyone should read the book referred to in the excerpt: Women Can't Hear What Men Don't Say by Warren Farrell. It is still just as applicable today, if not moreso, as when it first came out.
I guess the good news is that Andrea Dworkin committed suicide a few years back. Good riddance - a definite boon to society to be rid of her.
Norman L. at April 10, 2009 12:47 PM
p.s. Amy,
I figured out the problem with the link - I was switching the 's' with the 'p' in the word 'blogspot'. Sorry to have accused you. What's interesting is that someone out there creates these faux-sites/links, or maybe even the url's for them are automatically generated when someone creates a blog.
Norman L at April 10, 2009 12:48 PM
Boy, who knew the LAT readership hated her so much! I'm a little surprised the site allowed comments. Now if her brother Ben can just get a good job with the government so his girlfriend can get health insurance....
KateC at April 10, 2009 2:21 PM
Norman-- Andrea Dworkin didn't commit suicide. I didn't particularly like her, but that's a nasty comment. Don't you think before you hit "Submit"?
KateC at April 10, 2009 2:34 PM
"Heard a guy on the radio this morning who suggested that with 50% of the people paying no income taxes at all, there's no incentive for them to demand the government spend less."
The bad-in-a-way thing is, nobody's taxes are being increased (except smokers') to pay for any of the increased spending. It's just being added to the giant debt tab.
I've made the comparison before, but it's like the person who loses his job but doesn't limit spending, just racks up credit card debt. Cash inflows from taxes have to be hurting, with so many people out of work. Yet the debt load keeps going up. What happens when the U.S. defaults on it? What is the collateral on this debt?
Government spending will have to drop, simply because there won't be any more credit available. Since most of what the government spends money on involves things the government shouldn't be meddling with anyway, I almost see it as a good thing. But who will be affected, and how?
Pirate Jo at April 10, 2009 2:36 PM
Further to the downfall of the L.A. Times, they're now publishing advertisements that appear to be news stories, without any disclaimer. Read more here
Robert W. (Vancouver, BC) at April 10, 2009 2:42 PM
Amy Alkon
http://www.advicegoddess.com/archives/2009/04/10/how_to_get_rid_1.html#comment-1642493">comment from Robert W. (Vancouver, BC)I have the paper right here on my table and only an utter moron would be confused by it. In fact, I think that's giving utter morons too little credit. It's on the lower left corner of the page. There's "NBC advertisement" with the NBC peacock logo in rainbow colors. Furthermore, the type is helvetica (I think -- a sans serif face different from the serif face the LAT uses for news).
Personally, I don't think anybody can afford to be prissy about front-page ads now. In fact, they should seek to replace the front page with a page of ads. If they can afford to keep the news within the paper (without cutting staff or coverage any more than they already have) and keep the paper from going out of business, well, that's a victory.
Amy Alkon
at April 10, 2009 3:32 PM
Amy Alkon
http://www.advicegoddess.com/archives/2009/04/10/how_to_get_rid_1.html#comment-1642495">comment from KateCNorman-- Andrea Dworkin didn't commit suicide. I didn't particularly like her, but that's a nasty comment. Don't you think before you hit "Submit"?
Thanks for catching that, Kate. No Dworkin fan here -- in fact, I've taken her apart in print a number of times, but putting out untruths isn't helpful or good.
FYI, she was deemed to have died from acute myocarditis -- a bit hard to self-inflict, don't you think?
Amy Alkon
at April 10, 2009 3:36 PM
KateC,
yes I did. Just like I would feel the same about a nazi leader. Also just like a lot of people who are for the death penalty (I am against it) in favor of execution of murderers. She was having far more deleterious influence on society than any murderer. She had blood on her hands. Same for MacKinnon, Gandy et. al.
How did she die?
Norman L at April 10, 2009 3:40 PM
untruths? Sorry, that is what I had read. I guess I am guilty of not knowing everything.
Norman L. at April 10, 2009 3:42 PM
Many or most of those feminist ideologues effectively advocate genocide; some don't even try to hide it - e.g. Maureen Dowd.
And yet you say I made a "nasty comment"? Give me a break! Visit (all) the feminist sections in your local bookstore, and browse the books - then get back to me!!
Or visit a men's or father's rights board, such as Glenn Sacks, to find the truth about the terrible toll radical feminists are exacting on boys and men; and for that matter, women too.
Norman L at April 10, 2009 4:07 PM
"Government spending will have to drop, simply because there won't be any more credit available."
Actually, it doesn't really have to until there's an absolute disaster; that's part of the downward spiral: When a socialist government starts running out of money to spend, bureaucrats just look for other sources of income - and by definition, wealth is only generated by productive individuals and businesses, so they might just take more and more from the productive people until they are completely bled dry and the entire system caves on itself. This has happened in other countries. Socialism is like a parasite feeding off capitalism, and parasites can destroy their hosts if they run out of control. Part of the problem is that when socialism starts failing, people get scared, and try solve the problem by throwing more socialism at it - like what's happening now in the US. Bureaucrats feed off this, trumping up problems in order to scare people even more in order to justify taking even more of whatever money is still in the system - because that's how they make their living.
DavidJ at April 10, 2009 4:18 PM
... problem is, most people buy into the government's line that *it* is the (only) solution to the problems (never mind that government usually created those problems in the first place, or that the "solutions" are going to create more problems - it just makes people feel less scared when 'daddy government' is doing 'something').
DavidJ at April 10, 2009 4:21 PM
WTF? Advisor to Defense policy? Kee-ripes! Help.
The comments on the article are *ahem* priceless.
I don't think that subsidizing newspapers is a solution, but I recently read a far better article (no comparison, really) about the idea, here.
Federal govt. cut newspapers slack during the country's founding, and also:
True about the internet and Defense Dept., but I wonder if the internet is the "prime cause" of newspaper's woes.
Jason S. at April 11, 2009 10:06 PM
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