Convert An Atheist Game Show
It's from Turkey. The story via CNN:
The show, called "Tovbekarlar Yarisiyor," or "Penitents Compete," features a Muslim imam, a Catholic priest, a Jewish rabbi and a Buddhist monk attempting to persuade 10 atheists of the merits of their religion, according to CNN Turk.If they succeed, the contestants are rewarded with a pilgrimage to one of their chosen faith's most sacred sites -- Mecca for Muslims, Jerusalem for converts to Judaism, a trip to Tibet for Buddhists and the chance to visit Ephesus and the Vatican for Christians.
But the show has been condemned by Turkish religious leaders. The head of the country's supreme council of religious affairs, Hamza Aktan, told CNN Turk that it was "disrespectful" to place different faiths in competition with each other...
Why? They're all about getting people to believe, sans evidence, that there's a god. Your particular god flavor may vary.
I've apparently had some success in persuading some to use not only their opposable thumbs but their ability to reason, thanks to my rantings on this blog and via e-mail to people who are gullible enough to believe in god, feng shui, numerology, and astrology. (I have far less success with people hearing voices.)
Personally, I'd love to see a show where atheists dig out why believers believe what they do, and see if they can persuade them to remove the shredded lettuce from their brain sockets or whatever it is that allows people in 2009 to believe they have a big Supervisor In The Sky.
And yes, Christopher Hitchens is right -- religion poisons everything -- but all religions are not equally poisonous. The Jews do not proseletize -- not because they're better people, wishing to avoid dragging others into irrationality and superstition, but because they surely would've been murdered for it or at least gotten in serious shit from the Christians and certainly, the Muslims.
"Beheading, anyone?""Um, no thanks, I just washed my hair."
Christians these days are rarely deadly but often annoying, with the way they often try to force their beliefs on others:
Me: Don't care much for sodomy? Use the front door instead.And okay, maybe your fellow thumpers frown on you drinking on Sunday, but why make me toast with Kool-Aid, too?
Of course, as I've said many (countless?) times before, of all the major religions, Islam is the worst, because it's the religion most likely to leave you dead or missing several limbs (note, as Wafa Sultan did, that you don't see Jews blowing up German restaurants). Actually, as George Mason noted, Islam is not really a religion but a totalitarian system, with the Quran commanding Muslims to convert or kill the rest of us and install "The New Caliphate," and with a serious number of Muslims ready to off themselves and us to go for those 72 virgins they've been promised. Or are they raisins? (Wash my car and I'll give you a bag of dried apples -- but feel free to call them Playmates if it makes you feel less ripped off.)
Sadly, reportedly 80 percent of the Muslim world is illiterate, so it's going to be terribly hard bring them around to any degree -- even to where Christians are, merely annoying but rarely deadly (except in rare cases, not condoned or encouraged by preachers, as Muslims are by some imams).
Finally, and the next time you spend an hour at the airport standing in a hot sweaty TSA line, try to remind yourself that it's because people believe in Islam, and maybe mention it to the people around you if you can do it without somebody bending you over and peering between your butt cheeks with a flashlight. I really hate that few people seem to make the Islam/TSA-hell connection.







What if they don't convert? Do they get a holiday somewhere nice and secular? I dunno Las Vegas or something?
Simon Proctor at July 7, 2009 4:59 AM
In the first century BCE, a gentile posed a challenge to two Jewish rabbis: explain the entire Torah to him in the time that he could stand on one foot. The first Rabbi dismissed the question, but the second, the famous Jewish theologian Hillel, rose to the challenge.
"That which is hateful to you, do not do to your neighbor. That is the whole Torah; the rest is commentary. Go and study it."
Patrick at July 7, 2009 7:03 AM
Bunny ranch, perhaps?
Amy Alkon at July 7, 2009 7:04 AM
Nobody believes or disbelieves in god without evidence.
Pseudonym at July 7, 2009 7:07 AM
Amy Alkon
http://www.advicegoddess.com/archives/2009/07/07/convert_an_athe.html#comment-1657393">comment from PseudonymNobody believes or disbelieves in god without evidence.
People believe in god because other people or the Bible tell them god exists. (Since so many Muslims are illiterates, they mostly just take others' word for it.) When I was a kid, I thought about it -- the existence of god, and decided people were making it up to make themselves feel better. It wasn't that I was some genius child. But, even then, I saw no evidence for the existence of god, and a lot to suggest there wasn't one, based on all the claims people made about The Great Supervisor. What was he doing during the Holocaust, going out for a beer? When small children die terribly, that's because god thinks they need to learn a good lesson for...being born? Especially love the concept of original sin, and the notion that Adolf Hitler can go to heaven if he accepted Jesus, but I'm supposed to burn in hell because I don't. Mother Theresa was another sweetiepie, in bed with dictators, reveling in suffering.
Amy Alkon
at July 7, 2009 7:24 AM
I like the whole "disrespectful" comment. As if a fairy tale must be given reverence compared to another. The whole thing remembers me the film "In The Name Of The Rose" and how dangerous comedy can be for religion.
Toubrouk at July 7, 2009 7:25 AM
You blithely excuse the shortcomings of government when you blame religion for the TSA. No religion can force me to do anything (and yes, I'm speaking for myself as an American here), but the government can take my property, health, liberty and life.
MarkD at July 7, 2009 7:42 AM
Well said, MarkD.
CB at July 7, 2009 7:46 AM
Amy Alkon
http://www.advicegoddess.com/archives/2009/07/07/convert_an_athe.html#comment-1657403">comment from MarkDNo, I do not blame religion for the TSA. I blame Islam for the fact that we are forced to have it. And Islam is clearly responsible. Not Jews, not Christians, but Islam. Let's be real clear on that. Muslims, many of them, want us dead because we don't believe in their particular brand of bullshit. Not Jews, not Christians (not many of them anyway, just the here and there radical). Muslims. Muslims. Muslims.
Amy Alkon
at July 7, 2009 7:53 AM
"The whole thing remembers me the film "In The Name Of The Rose" and how dangerous comedy can be for religion."- Toubrouk
You mean this?....
"Laughter kills fear, and without fear there can be no faith, because without fear of the Devil there is no more need of God." Thus preaches the crazy old bastard munching on poisoned pages.....
I admire Umberto Eco; not the most prolific of writers, but truly one of the last Renaissance men... I can't even begin to imagine how a conversation with him would go.
http://www.umbertoeco.com/en/about-god-and-dan-brown.html
DANGIT, Toubrouk!!!!!. Now I'm gonna have to go back and read NotR and Foucault's Pendulum again. Actually, that's not such a bad thing after all.....
Juliana at July 7, 2009 8:32 AM
You got it right Juliana. Laughing at the imaginary, all-seeing Bogeyman is the best way to discredit it. It is amazing what people are ready to believe when they are conditioned by fear.
On another note, please forgive me for inducing in you the urge to read books. I would like to remember you to use latex gloves during your reading, you never know... ;)
Toubrouk at July 7, 2009 10:15 AM
You got it right Juliana. Laughing at the imaginary, all-seeing Bogeyman is the best way to discredit it. It is amazing what people are ready to believe when they are conditioned by fear.
On another note, please forgive me for inducing in you the urge to read books. I would like to remember you to use latex gloves during your reading, you never know... ;)
Toubrouk at July 7, 2009 10:15 AM
I wonder if in a thousand yrs or so after some cataclysm knock us all into the dartk ages if one day people wont be debating the merits of gay marrige and athiests burning in hell because they dont belive in Guardians and the champions sent to save mens soul's Hal Jordan
lujlp at July 7, 2009 11:12 AM
That which is hateful to you, do not do to your neighbor.
Solipsistic nonsense.
Hey Skipper at July 7, 2009 11:40 AM
I agree Skipper, just because my neihbor hates blowjobs is no reson to make sure I never get any
lujlp at July 7, 2009 12:12 PM
Speaking of muslims... the Taliban is evidently buying children,training them for suicide attacks, then selling them.
http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/asiapcf/07/07/pakistan.child.bombers/index.html
Yeah, that'll get me to convert.
ahw at July 7, 2009 12:50 PM
Finally, and the next time you spend an hour at the airport standing in a hot sweaty TSA line, try to remind yourself that it's because people believe in Islam, and maybe mention it to the people around you if you can do it without somebody bending you over and peering between your butt cheeks with a flashlight. I really hate that few people seem to make the Islam/TSA-hell connection.
And because our government overreacts to low-probability threats with invasive and ineffective security measures. Don't forget that!
Cheezburg at July 7, 2009 1:02 PM
I.e., evidence.
What should he have done?
In-depth discussion of the Problem of Evil here.
That's actually grace and forgiveness you're objecting to. Since you and I have accumulated plenty of non-original sin, it's not that particular theological concept that condemns us.
Pseudonym at July 7, 2009 2:29 PM
What if, instead of converting an atheist, you only create an agnostic? Do you get a consolation prize? Perhaps a trip to a secondary holy site?
Conan the Grammarian at July 7, 2009 2:37 PM
Personally, I think that show's choice of gods is too limited. Include Bacchus! The prize: a trip to Rome and all the booze you can drink. Would the other candidates really have a chance at competing?
Ron at July 7, 2009 2:55 PM
This reminds me of an old Firesign Theater clip, "Beat the Reaper". The idea was that a contestant would be injected with disease germs. If he guessed what disease he had within a time limit, he got the antidote. If not. . .
Rex Little at July 7, 2009 3:33 PM
"Nobody believes or disbelieves in god without evidence."
Ah, yes. When hearsay = evidence, the religious fanatic can claim anything.
The only way a thumper can get by is to redefine things line by line.
I suggest a long look at a fallacy tutorial. The colloquialism you're using has little merit in logic.
Radwaste at July 7, 2009 4:29 PM
You've convinced people to become atheists, Amy? I'm surprised, because while you're not a bad advice columnist, as an atheist you suck.
Please try to see it from a rational viewpoint.
Ted Turner - that's an atheist for you. Fame, money, power, movie star wives; that is a man who has lived like there was nothing after the grave.
And Hugh Hefner -- What a renunciation of religious morality HIS life has been.
Even Richard Dawkins can show a life devoted to the mind.
But YOU? A woman with more than her share of looks, brains, and confidence, with one life to live, living it as an impoverished blogger?
That problem you had with identity theft? I admire your determination, but a REAL atheist would now be writing her blog atop a throne constructed out of the skulls of bank executives.
A REAL atheist would not have a boyfriend. She would have a favorite among her legion of enslaved Chippendale dancers.
Me, I'm a Catholic. I have an excuse for clinging to Judeo-Christian values. What's yours?
Sweet Lou at July 7, 2009 5:12 PM
Pseudonym, "Evidence" is something which proves an assertation
If I were to claim I have a five foot long, five foot wide penis, and I wrote a book that claims the same thing does that make it fact?
If I were to read my children stories of greek mythology and raised them to belive in it would that mean that Zues and Gaia and all the others exist? After all there is a book and someone how claims it to be true?
And while were on the subject Ted Kazinski wrote a book and tells people the contents are true. Tell me Pseudonym is what Ted wrote true? It does meet your stanndars of proof after all
lujlp at July 7, 2009 5:49 PM
Personally, I think that show's choice of gods is too limited. Include Bacchus! The prize: a trip to Rome and all the booze you can drink. Would the other candidates really have a chance at competing?
Posted by: Ron
Better yet Istar goddes of sex, go with Amy's suggestion of a bunny ranch
lujlp at July 7, 2009 5:52 PM
Google ads are funny things. For instance, the one on your site as I'm writing this is for an Islamic matrimonial site.
Atheists don't equal morally inferior. I'm fairly sure not many atheists live on top of mounds of skulls, but some practicing pagans I've met wish too.
Stacy at July 7, 2009 6:14 PM
(and yes I do imagine that you are being figurative)
Stacy at July 7, 2009 6:18 PM
Amy Alkon
http://www.advicegoddess.com/archives/2009/07/07/convert_an_athe.html#comment-1657504">comment from Sweet LouA woman with more than her share of looks, brains, and confidence, with one life to live, living it as an impoverished blogger? That problem you had with identity theft? I admire your determination, but a REAL atheist would now be writing her blog atop a throne constructed out of the skulls of bank executives. A REAL atheist would not have a boyfriend. She would have a favorite among her legion of enslaved Chippendale dancers. Me, I'm a Catholic. I have an excuse for clinging to Judeo-Christian values. What's yours?
Um, why would "a real" atheist do any of these things? I require evidence before I believe in things. Evidence that you are actually funny before I find you funny, for example, which I have yet to do. Always looking to be amused, even at my expense, but there you've failed miserably.
FYI, I'm a syndicated columnist in papers across the country, and I have a book coming out in October (or November...that's a little up in the air at the moment) -- in America, Canada, and in English-speaking countries around the world. I'm one of a few commentators on a TV show in development, although it looks like my webTV show deal has gone the way of Michael Jackson. And I absolutely love my life and what I do, and I'm so lucky I get to do this, and worked very hard to get my column syndicated and just spent two years writing a book that maybe just maybe will make a change in the way we all relate to each other.
Amy Alkon
at July 7, 2009 6:30 PM
Sweet Lou: Amy is entirely able to look after herself. But man, you're a douche.
Cheezburg at July 7, 2009 7:24 PM
The Jews do not proseletize -- not because they're better people, wishing to avoid dragging others into irrationality and superstition, but because they surely would've been murdered for it or at least gotten in serious shit from the Christians and certainly, the Muslims.
My understanding is that Jews don't proselytize because their beliefs don't call for them to do so. Being Jewish is as much a matter of birth as of belief--actually more so. (I'm considered Jewish by rabbinical law because my mother was, and she because her mother was, and so forth, even though our family has held atheist beliefs for at least three generations.)
It's possible for a non-Jew to convert into Judaism, but it's an involved process, and the convert has to seek it out; no rabbi is going to try to persuade him to do it. By contrast, all it takes to become a Christian is to say you are and mean it. (This may also be true of Islam; I don't know enough about it to say.)
If Jews were inclined to seek converts, and were deterred only by threats of violence, they'd surely be doing so in places where it was safe--like present-day America.
Rex Little at July 7, 2009 10:30 PM
Amy Alkon
http://www.advicegoddess.com/archives/2009/07/07/convert_an_athe.html#comment-1657531">comment from Rex LittleMy understanding is that Jews don't proselytize because their beliefs don't call for them to do so.
Their "beliefs," as I understand it as a former Jew and current atheist, came from the fact that they'd be killed for doing so. By other religious people.
Amy Alkon
at July 8, 2009 3:07 AM
Hearsay is evidence. Sometimes not very strong evidence, but lots of it is true. For example, I know of the existence of Einstein through hearsay. I know which city my sister lives in through hearsay. News gathering involves hearsay.
No, that's proof. Evidence is an indication of possibility.
Pseudonym at July 8, 2009 6:08 AM
Sweet Lou wishes he could do all the things he projected onto Amy, and if it wasn't for those darned Catholic rules he (supposedly) lives by, that's what he would do, I'm guessing.
I find it funny how the formerly religiously suppressed go absolutely apeshit wild when they fall off the religion wagon, and do things that a non-repressed person has no interest in doing, because the crazy shit has never had the appeal of being 'forbidden'.
One of my exes was raised very orthodox Jewish and he fell off the wagon in university. He then proceeded to go to nudist camps, swingers parties, sleep with trannies, go to orgies, etc. One extreme to another, in my opinion.
Chrissy at July 8, 2009 9:08 AM
I'd be more convinced if Amy didn't have to TELL me how successful and happy she is. Or if she didn't have so many entries on her blog ranting and complaining. Frankly, I am a bit surprised that someone with her self-confidence turned so defensive so quickly.
There's a lot of talk of religious hypocrisy (partially because there IS a lot of religious hypocrisy) but very little discussion of atheist hypocrisy.
The people who seem to me to live their life most in tune with atheist beliefs are the ones who live like they have one life and nothing else. They don't let religious morality constrain them, but neither do they waste time sneering at those who are so constrained. They are above it all. This group contains the Ted Turners of society. I know a few people in this group, and I have a grudging respect for them.
There is another group that takes great pleasure in mocking us pathetic God-botherers. They spend an amazing amount of time and energy in this odd pursuit. I know a fair number of these, and funny thing, is, I wouldn't trade my life for that of any one in this group -- even if I was an atheist. These are the atheistic hypocrites.
Of course, any discussion of hypocrisy tends to get a bit douchy. And humor, like success, is primarily in the eye of the beholder.
But am I truly the only one who finds the idea of Amy perched on a throne of bank executive skulls amusing (not to mention satisfying to their sense of justice)?
Sweet Lou at July 8, 2009 9:10 AM
Amy Alkon
http://www.advicegoddess.com/archives/2009/07/07/convert_an_athe.html#comment-1657566">comment from ChrissyIn New York, somebody approached me about doing the writing a documentary about women who wrestle men for money (dominatrixes, but the kind that can actually kick a man's ass -- it's not pretend). They told me a lot of their clients were Orthodox Jews, getup and all.
SweetLou, I knew you'd come back with something like that. You can't justify believing in god without evidence so you call me a "struggling blogger," which I'm not. I just spent two years writing a book, and put together research from a bunch of different areas to figure out something about our culture that nobody has, and I maybe have a chance to make a difference in how rude our society's become. Yeah, I'm going to crow about it.
Amy Alkon
at July 8, 2009 9:22 AM
Chrissy,
You have no idea. Thrones made out of the skulls of my enemies and platoons of lightly-oiled slave girls would be the least of it. Attila the Hun? Ghengis Kahn? Those were the fellows who knew how to get things done!
So isn't it a GOOD thing that I am constrained by the fear of a loving yet stern and just God who has provided me with an extensive list of "thou shalt nots"?
Side note of interest: I have read that pretty much everyone of European descent has Atilla (or maybe it was Ghengis) as an ancestor. That fellow got AROUND!
Sweet Lou at July 8, 2009 9:24 AM
Actually, I find it rather frightening that you have to use an outside source to restrain any murderous intent, and hope that you're trying to be sarcastic in a meaningless way. Pretty much every actual atheist I've meet has had a high standard of morality in their own life, as was mentioned above, it seems to be more likely it's the fallback religious types that kick all over the traces.
People that need outside influences to force their behavior into acceptability create the type of thinking that woman need to be covered from head to toe to not be raped.
Stacy at July 8, 2009 11:01 AM
"People believe in god because other people or the Bible tell them god exists.
I.e., evidence."
So Christmas stories are evidence of Santa Claus and Rudolph?
Pirate Jo at July 8, 2009 12:26 PM
"So isn't it a GOOD thing that I am constrained by the fear of a loving yet stern and just God who has provided me with an extensive list of "thou shalt nots"?"
If you were really a Christian, you'd be rolling in dough overselling condos, then claiming you "don't know where the money went", like Jim Bakker. You'd have your choice of girls, and the cash to pay them to be quiet and not tell the wife. You'd have big hair and a cable TV show, and maybe a big cooler full of Kool-aid ready for the End Times.
But the big joke, really, is that you're "constrained" by anything. Dahmer and David Berkowitz are "saved". Say Hi for me when you get to see them.
Radwaste at July 8, 2009 6:23 PM
Yes, absolutely. How would someone even become aware of the notion of Santa Claus without evidence? We don't all invent him independently. Stories that are admittedly fiction aren't strong evidence, but little evidence is; just because a textbook says Einstein was real doesn't prove anything.
Was that high standard of morality due to nature or nurture? I suggest nurture, meaning that they had it imposed on them by an outside source (society, family and so on.) To whatever extent humans have built-in morality it is extremely weak.
Pseudonym at July 9, 2009 7:05 AM
Thank you Psedonym, I will in the futre not even bother to respond to your innae posts in any way.
I mean serioulsy you belive in Santa Claus but not Einstein? Einstein who we have photos and vidoes of a man whom thousand of books reference and created new ways of looking at the universe.
So a man who we have photos of man not have existed, but Santa Claus, and Jesus(who is only mentioned in the one book) are real.
Again thak you for making it so easy to ignore your idiotic ramblings
lujlp at July 9, 2009 7:29 AM
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