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Lucy In Repose
After a long, hard day waiting for me to drop a small piece of food on the floor.

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This chartreuse thing is getting out of hand.

Crid [CridComment at gmail] at December 27, 2009 1:17 AM

Heh heh...

Amy Alkon at December 27, 2009 5:13 AM

OK, bad joke. It's good that you're keeping her warm on the cold season in LA...

Crid [CridComment at gmail] at December 27, 2009 11:28 AM

Amy,

Glad you didn't name your lap dog Hillary :)

Ken at December 27, 2009 12:38 PM

Awright, go sick.

Crid [CridComment at gmail] at December 27, 2009 12:57 PM

Oh, Lucy has a rough job...

old rpm daddy at December 27, 2009 1:48 PM

I want your national and international blog readers to know that I was just kidding about the 'cold season' thing.

Nyah-nyah, you saps! Har!

Crid [CridComment at gmail] at December 27, 2009 2:33 PM

You Can Dress Lucy In Earth Tones For Only Fifteen Cents A Day. Won't You Please Help?

Gog_Magog_Carpet_Reclaimers at December 27, 2009 6:06 PM

For 50 dollars she'll give you a lap dance while wearing a red sequinned bikini. (And you don't doubt that she has a red sequinned bikini, do you? That would be very unwise!)

Amy Alkon at December 27, 2009 7:51 PM

Hell, I'll do it for $45.

Crid [CridComment at gmail] at December 27, 2009 8:08 PM

SO cute! :) But I keep wanting to accessorize her with a matching bow.

Melissa G at December 28, 2009 8:49 AM

I think I'll save the fiver and stay with the chartreuse cutie-pie.

Gog_Magog_Carpet_Reclaimers at December 28, 2009 12:13 PM

Sorry about that Crid, I meant I'd spend the extra fiver. Nothing personal.

Gog_Magog_Carpet_Reclaimers at December 28, 2009 12:48 PM

Oh, it's personal.....

Crid [CridComment at gmail] at December 28, 2009 4:34 PM

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