These Tits Are Made For Blowing
Could it be true? Via thereligionofpeace.com, a WND report says Muslim female suicide bombers are going to get surgically implanted explosives:
LONDON - Agents for Britain's MI5 intelligence service have discovered that Muslim doctors trained at some of Britain's leading teaching hospitals have returned to their own countries to fit surgical implants filled with explosives, according to a report from Joseph Farah's G2 Bulletin.Women suicide bombers recruited by al-Qaida are known to have had the explosives inserted in their breasts under techniques similar to breast enhancing surgery. The lethal explosives - usually PETN (pentaerythritol Tetrabitrate) - are inserted during the operation inside the plastic shapes. The breast is then sewn up.
As I said recently, here we are spending big on scanners, while it will soon be necessary to have exploratory surgery before you board a plane. Bye-bye, American airline industry.
(Of course, we could do what the Israelis do, and look for terrorists instead of looking for bombs.)
Gives a whole new meaning to "she's got a killer rack" dunnit?
BlogDog at February 5, 2010 2:58 AM
Don't tell Lady Gaga.
Juliana at February 5, 2010 4:22 AM
I assume those doctors plan to marry their patients before any burkhas are removed.
Pseudonym at February 5, 2010 6:44 AM
How will they detonate them?
Cousin Dave at February 5, 2010 6:47 AM
Maybe now they'll stop telling women with nice boobs to take off their bras and shake for them.
Pricklypear at February 5, 2010 7:34 AM
"How will they detonate them?"
Catheter? Insulin pump?
Gretchen at February 5, 2010 7:41 AM
"How will they detonate them?"
With a fuse! C'mon, they're booby traps! Don't you guys know anything?
o.O
Flynne at February 5, 2010 8:03 AM
Flynne wins the thread! Ahem... I was just reading about an attempted assassination in Saudi Arabia in which the splodeydope was thought to have had a PETN charge up his rectum. But there still has to be a detonator. PETN is pretty difficult to detonate; a match or lighter won't do it (as Richard Reid found out). You pretty much need electricity, either to fire a blasting cap, or a spark system. So the perp would need a battery and ignition box on her, and some wiring going through the skin. It seems to me like it should be possible to build a body scanner that can pick up stuff like that without revealing all of one's girl/boy bits.
Also, PETN is a nitrate explosive, which means an explosive detector should be able to pick it up. I'll bet this is true even if it's sewn up inside someone's body.
Cousin Dave at February 5, 2010 10:01 AM
Has anyone ever actually caught a lady with blasting bazookas? Do we have a name of an actual person who has done this?
NicoleK at February 5, 2010 10:42 AM
"Westley: There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours."
OI! the very idea of this makes me sad... It's a death cult.
SwissArmyD at February 5, 2010 11:07 AM
Aw, it's a great day when you find a Princess Bride apropos to the topic!
Nanc in Ashland at February 5, 2010 11:32 AM
Inconceivable!
Eric at February 5, 2010 11:44 AM
You keep saying that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
I'm telling you, ditch the backscatter and buy a shitload of beagles.
brian at February 5, 2010 12:25 PM
It does give new meaning to the torpedo bra.
Cousin Dave at February 5, 2010 4:47 PM
Joo keeled my fadther. Prepare tu die.
Juliana at February 5, 2010 6:24 PM
Silly people. You only need to implant a cell phone or pager. The ringer only rings when that number is dialed. The receiver can be programmed to time an alarm, too, just like your cell phone. It can be programmed to go off when a given GPS coordinate is reached, too.
The fix for this is to send people through an EMP trap. You walk through a doorframe which pulses when it sees you're in it. That sets off the blasting cap's wire by inducing a voltage in it, and kills the kamikaze right there.
This will never be built because of red tape. No one will be responsible, just like right now.
Radwaste at February 5, 2010 7:00 PM
"according to a report from Joseph Farah's G2 Bulletin."
All I need to hear to dismiss it as b.s.
Be a great idea for a movie, though.
LYT at February 6, 2010 12:49 PM
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