ugh.. gross! And, have you seen Snooki? I'm thinking she does a lot more of the T than the G in that GTL lifestyle of hers.

That's just wonderful. And the thing is, she'll do it all for free if you just point a camera at her.

Which suggests only that they're both overpaid.

Morrison's writing is horrible - and a Nobel for literature has long been meaningless, if not always.

I wouldn't go see either speak, or actively support an administration that paid either that kind of money.

How about Nicole delivers the address and Morrison goes on JS?

I can hardly blame Snooki for taking the gig and the money (why shouldn't she?); I'd be really ticked if I were a student and that was where my student activity fees were going.

But paying Bristol Palin 20 grand to speak on the virtues of abstinence is "expensive".

I cannot fathom any way in which Snooki is superior to Bristol. But apparently colleges think otherwise.

Does Spock have a beard in this universe?

Remember what they say about what happens with fools and their money.