"I'm Rubber, You're Glue": The Terrorist Version
Headline in the Daily Mail:
Iranian bomber blows off his legs in Bangkok as grenade he hurled at police bounces off tree and explodes at his feet
Graphic video footage from an American living nearby.
via Martin
It could just as easily have been a Mennonite from Ohio, according to some.
Others, less reality impared, have noticed Iran is less than friendly, has been engaged in this sort of behavior since Jimmy Carter was president, and adheres to a rather malignant version of a rather malignant political philosophy that masquerades as something else.
The bomber should have spent more time watching Wiley Coyote trying for the Road Runner. It would be wrong of me, and superfluous, to hope it hurts a lot, so I won't. I promise not to laugh too much.
MarkD at February 15, 2012 4:59 AM
He's going to wake up hopping mad because he used to be a roller coaster enthusiast...
Eric at February 15, 2012 7:46 AM
"Iran is less than friendly"
Yeah, having your democratically-elected government overthrown by the CIA and replaced with a torturing despotic Shah might make people a little pissed off at the USA, that's for sure.
That being said, this dumbass got what he deserved. Thailand? Really, Abdul? Thailand is who pisses you off enough to do murder?
These people could get dumber but I'm not sure how.
Gog_Magog_Carpet_Reclaimers at February 15, 2012 8:44 AM
Amy Alkon
http://www.advicegoddess.com/archives/2012/02/15/im_rubber_youre_1.html#comment-2980521">comment from Gog_Magog_Carpet_ReclaimersThese people could get dumber but I'm not sure how.
He could have pulled the pin out and then defiantly held the thing between his teeth.
Amy Alkon at February 15, 2012 9:10 AM
When an Iranian terrorist flings a grenade pin at you, get as far away from him as possible.
So, first they blow up their own house.
Then, they blow off their own legs.
I haven't read the terrorist manual, but I'm pretty sure they're doing it wrong.
Conan the Grammarian at February 15, 2012 9:21 AM
Did any of the witnesses report hearing 'The Benny Hill Theme' while all this was going on?
bjr at February 15, 2012 10:27 AM
In case anyone's paying attention, there is a handy terrorist identification chart available:
http://www.sharenator.com/Counter_Terrorism_Youre_doing_it_wrong/
Gog_Magog_Carpet_Reclaimers at February 15, 2012 5:25 PM
Two of the men quickly ran away while Saeid Moradi, who was seriously wounded, staggered out and tried to wave down a taxi. Covered in blood, the driver refused to take him, and so he hurled a grenade at the vehicle. When police arrived on the scene he then tried to throw another at officers - but it bounced off a tree, landed at his feet, and blew off his legs.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUtdXzBSVaU
mpetrie98 at February 18, 2012 9:12 AM
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