TSA: Screen Thyself
If only they were as careful vetting their own hires off pizza boxes as they were at pawing toddlers as suspected Al Qaeda terrorists!

Philip Messing and Josh Margolin write in the NY Post:

A TSA screener at Newark Airport was recently busted in a major heroin den near her workplace -- still wearing her spiffy, government-issued uniform, authorities said.

Samirah Saunders, 22, and two other women were collared in the March 6 raid at 86 Wainwright St. in Newark, just around the corner from an elementary school and a spot where cops found a load of ready-for-street-sale heroin, according to sources and court records.

...She's accused of helping to distribute the 1,400 packets of heroin, stamped "Green Lantern" and "P Dope" in green ink, confiscated from the apartment, according to court records.

The fact that the pad was near a school resulted in Saunders' being hit with an additional felony charge of possessing or distributing heroin within 1,000 feet of a school.

In her mug shot, a somber Saunders was still wearing her blue TSA uniform blouse, adorned with black epaulets.

Check out her mugshot and come hither Twitter photo at Travel Underground.

Via Lisa Simeone