A guy dies and goes to hell, and the devil tells him he has a choice of 2 rooms in which to spend eternity. In the first room, he sees endless rows of people all doing headstands on a concrete floor. In the second room, everyone is standing up to their knees in a steaming pile of shit, and drinking a cup of coffee. He says "I think I'll take room # 2", he walks in, the door closes behind him, and the devil shouts "OK everybody, coffee break is over. Back on your heads!"
Balko's right, but Up in the Air was still kind of clumsy.
Crid
at March 24, 2012 3:49 PM
I haven't been paying attention. Is this a reasonable condensation?
Crid
at March 24, 2012 4:04 PM
The condensation I read today is a little different. Big ass black dude jumps little white mexican and commences to ground and pound the little white mexican. Little white mexican pulls gun and shoots big ass black dude in chest. Big ass black dude dies. Message - carefull folks, with concealed carry, little dudes can be dangerous.
Dave B
at March 24, 2012 4:31 PM
The one Crid is talking about is the 17-year-old kid in Florida who was killed by a 28-year-old supposed "Neighborhood-watch" guy, who shot the kid because he thought he was defending himself against a black thug in a hoodie who was armed with iced tea and a bag of Skittles. You should really read about it!
Hey Flynne - check out twitchy.com #TeamDueProcess. Soon we may find out why the short white mexican had a bloody face, cut on the back of his head and grass on the back of his wet shirt and was yelling for help. He may have murdered the 6 foot 2 inch black dude, he did kill him, maybe will find out before the black panther sissies get him killed.
Not funny.
Life in 3 minutes.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYFfqyhqFO8
chang at March 24, 2012 9:52 AM
Just a cool video
Jim P. at March 24, 2012 11:37 AM
And here is how to erase a CD or DVD.
Jim P. at March 24, 2012 12:02 PM
A guy dies and goes to hell, and the devil tells him he has a choice of 2 rooms in which to spend eternity. In the first room, he sees endless rows of people all doing headstands on a concrete floor. In the second room, everyone is standing up to their knees in a steaming pile of shit, and drinking a cup of coffee. He says "I think I'll take room # 2", he walks in, the door closes behind him, and the devil shouts "OK everybody, coffee break is over. Back on your heads!"
Martin at March 24, 2012 12:03 PM
But if you want to you can watch the DVD in fast forward.
Jim P. at March 24, 2012 12:07 PM
This is what happens when you have too much exposure to nitrogen.
Jim P. at March 24, 2012 12:21 PM
Funny.
Life in 5 seconds.
Crid at March 24, 2012 2:29 PM
Chow down.
Crid at March 24, 2012 2:46 PM
Balko's right, but Up in the Air was still kind of clumsy.
Crid at March 24, 2012 3:49 PM
I haven't been paying attention. Is this a reasonable condensation?
Crid at March 24, 2012 4:04 PM
The condensation I read today is a little different. Big ass black dude jumps little white mexican and commences to ground and pound the little white mexican. Little white mexican pulls gun and shoots big ass black dude in chest. Big ass black dude dies. Message - carefull folks, with concealed carry, little dudes can be dangerous.
Dave B at March 24, 2012 4:31 PM
The one Crid is talking about is the 17-year-old kid in Florida who was killed by a 28-year-old supposed "Neighborhood-watch" guy, who shot the kid because he thought he was defending himself against a black thug in a hoodie who was armed with iced tea and a bag of Skittles. You should really read about it!
Flynne at March 25, 2012 9:54 AM
Amy Alkon
http://www.advicegoddess.com/archives/2012/03/24/ho_ho_ho_ho_ho.html#comment-3098555">comment from FlynneI'm waiting for the actual evidence to come out rather than guessing what happened in the trial by blog and media.
Amy Alkon
at March 25, 2012 10:03 AM
Hey Flynne - check out twitchy.com #TeamDueProcess. Soon we may find out why the short white mexican had a bloody face, cut on the back of his head and grass on the back of his wet shirt and was yelling for help. He may have murdered the 6 foot 2 inch black dude, he did kill him, maybe will find out before the black panther sissies get him killed.
Dave B at March 25, 2012 10:35 AM
Leave a comment