"News Headlines From My Apartment."
Stef Willen writes at McSweeney's LISTS:
KETTLE ON BACK BURNER FOR NOW30 MAYFLIES FOUND DEAD IN GLASS LIGHT FIXTURE; NO PLANS TO REMOVE BODIES ANYTIME SOON
WOMAN, 32, GOES BACK TO BED JUST HOURS AFTER WAKING UP
POLL: HOW STURDY IS THIS STOOL I'M STANDING ON TO PEER INTO MY NEIGHBOR'S PARTY?
Full list at the link.
Tweet, tweet.
Crid [CridComment at gmail] at April 6, 2012 12:34 AM
Read these four tweets to learn...
Crid [CridComment at gmail] at April 6, 2012 12:38 AM
..to learn a new word: Infidentity.
Crid [CridComment at gmail] at April 6, 2012 12:39 AM
PLANS TO CLEAN LIVING ROOM HALTED BY FEDERAL INJUNCTION - JUDGE AGREES ROOM IS PROTECTED ARCHEOLOGICAL SITE WITH RARE TRASH FROM 1990s
Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder at April 6, 2012 7:45 AM
CONTROVERSIAL RESOLUTION TO GO TO THE GYM BEFORE GOING TO OFFICE FIERCELY DEBATED
DECISION TO AVOID MEETINGS WITH TIME-WASTING BLOWHARDS REVERSED: TIME-WASTING BLOWHARD TURNED OUT TO BE BOSS
Old RPM Daddy at April 6, 2012 7:49 AM
Amy Alkon
http://www.advicegoddess.com/archives/2012/04/06/stef_willen_lis.html#comment-3125354">comment from Old RPM DaddySo glad you are coming up with these...hoped you would!
Amy Alkon
at April 6, 2012 8:03 AM
HOUSEWORK AND GARDEN CARE DECISIONS REVERSED, TIME BETTER SPENT AT COMPUTER MAKING UP NEWS HEADLINES FROM MY HOUSE
Flynne at April 6, 2012 8:17 AM
ALL CLEAR - INVESTIGATION REVEALED UNEXPECTED NOISE TURNED OUT TO BE CAT PLAYING WITH TOY. MOTIVATION STILL UNCERTAIN.
Debbie at April 6, 2012 8:24 AM
My all time favorite headline:
http://information2share.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/man-walks-on-fucking-moon.jpg
Eric (slooooow day at work today.) at April 6, 2012 10:13 AM
E- See also
Crid [CridComment at gmail] at April 6, 2012 1:26 PM
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