Welfare For All! $10 Million Loans For All Americans
A chicken in every pot and a boatload of money funneled into every bank account! Sheila Bair writes in the WaPo about how to fix income inequality for everyone:
I've got the perfect solution, a modest proposal that involves just a small adjustment in the Federal Reserve's easy monetary policy. Best of all, it will mean that none of us have to work for a living anymore.For several years now, the Fed has been making money available to the financial sector at near-zero interest rates. Big banks and hedge funds, among others, have taken this cheap money and invested it in securities with high yields. This type of profit-making, called the "carry trade," has been enormously profitable for them.
Under my plan, each American household could borrow $10 million from the Fed at zero interest. The more conservative among us can take that money and buy 10-year Treasury bonds. At the current 2 percent annual interest rate, we can pocket a nice $200,000 a year to live on. The more adventuresome can buy 10-year Greek debt at 21 percent, for an annual income of $2.1 million. Or if Greece is a little too risky for you, go with Portugal, at about 12 percent, or $1.2 million dollars a year. (No sense in getting greedy.)
Of course, we will have to persuade Congress to pass a law authorizing all this Fed lending, but that shouldn't be hard. Congress is really good at spending money, so long as lawmakers don't have to come up with a way to pay for it.







> At the current 2 percent annual interest rate, we can pocket a nice $200,000 a year to live on.
Of course, in a world where the money supply increases overnight by 300 million people x $10 million = 3.0 × 10^15 = 3,000 trillion dollars, things are a bit different.
Instead of total societal wealth of $15T (total market cap) + $15T (M 3 supply) + maybe $30T (housing) = $60T, we suddenly have 50 times that.
With 50 times more cash chasing the same amount of goods, gasoline is suddenly $200/gallon - as is milk. A large pizza that used to be $15 is now $750. A song on iTunes is now $49.95.
Enjoy making that $200k/yr stretch!
TJIC at April 16, 2012 7:10 AM
> Big banks and hedge funds, among others, have
> taken this cheap money
Except hedge funds have no access to funds from the Fed. Never let the facts get in the way of a good story.
The real problem though is the existence of the Fed. At least Ron Paul supports its abolition.
Also, my guess is if you did what the author recommends, pretty much the same people who are wealthy now would remain wealthy and the same people who are poor now would remain poor.
Snoopy at April 16, 2012 7:22 AM
Why don't we just make the minimum wage a million dollars an hour? Then everybody can be rich!
When I offer this solution, I have never met a single advocate for minimum wage who cam begin to offer a rational reason for why it won't work.
damaged justice at April 16, 2012 8:16 AM
Obviously, the op-ed piece is satirical. She even says "a modest proposal"
The real joke, to me, is that she used to be head of the FDIC, an institution that, as an unintended consequence of federal deposit guarantees, encourages riskier business practices by commercial banks.
rmv at April 16, 2012 8:27 AM
And to address the unemployment problem, we could pass the elevator safety and economic opportunity act.
david foster at April 16, 2012 9:12 AM
Without having actually read the article, am I safe to assume that Sheila Bair was being facetious?
Old RPM Daddy at April 16, 2012 10:09 AM
What can go wrong? We will owe the money to ourselves!! :-)
Dwatney at April 16, 2012 10:22 AM
Erm, did the phrase "a modest proposal" not tip you off that this is a joke?
NicoleK at April 16, 2012 11:31 AM
... just in case people are wondering what the phrase "a modest proposal" has to do with it, it's a reference to Jonathan Swift's "A Modest Proposal for Preventing the Children of Poor People From Being a Burden on Their Parents or Country, and for Making Them Beneficial to the Publick".
In his work he humorously suggests that the poor Irish people should sell their children to be butchered as food for the rich.
It is pretty hilarious, if you have a twisted sense of humor! Which I do.
NicoleK at April 16, 2012 11:35 AM
Actually, I had proposed to President Obama, my two senators and my representative, back when the "stimulus" was being proposed that we should give each citizen $1 million. That would stimulate the economy, plus everyone would be rich and could then be taxed to pay for it. I never did get a response from the President, my two senators and my representative. It seemed consistent with Paul Krugman's theory that the "stimulus" wasn't big enough.
Bill O Rights at April 16, 2012 11:49 AM
Amy Alkon
http://www.advicegoddess.com/archives/2012/04/16/welfare_for_all.html#comment-3144454">comment from NicoleKErm, did the phrase "a modest proposal" not tip you off that this is a joke?
And if you somehow missed Swift, does the loan amount seem even minutely in the realm of reasonable or doable?
Amy Alkon
at April 16, 2012 11:56 AM
TJIC just summed up anything I would have to say on this subject. Expertly worded, at that.
Of course, this is what is currently happening anyway. The immorality of the Fed's system is that their criminal friends on Wall Street get to bid prices up with this new money, making everything from lofts in Manhattan to organic almond butter infinitely more expensive.
Research "hyperinflation" for Germany in 1923, Israel in 1985, or Zimbabwe in 2008. If you dig enough, you may see some fascinating trends of how that all came about (and how it was all solved)
Ian at April 16, 2012 12:07 PM
"...does the loan amount seem even minutely in the realm of reasonable or doable?"
Not even minutely. But as absurd as it is, it's no less absurd than what the politicians actually have done, are doing and propose to do.
Ken R at April 16, 2012 4:34 PM
The deficit means you've borrowed the money anyway, but the politicians got to spend it for you.
MarkD at April 16, 2012 7:36 PM
Way back when Rush Limbaugh had his TV show (late 90's) that showed after midnight I was a lowly paid security guard at a Metropolitan Housing Authority (MHA) which housed SS and (SS Disability) SSDI residents.
I sat in the lobby and watched the show via a 13 in B&W TV (I won't go in to details). One of the residents in the apartment, because he was 4'3", would occasionally watch it with me. He couldn't understand that Rush was being facetious when he said that everyone's income should be subsidized to $1,000,000 regardless if he earned nothing or $25K or earned greater than $1M.
That was when I realized that we had lost several generations.
Jim P. at April 16, 2012 9:22 PM
Inflation is an artificial construct, designed to systematically destroy the wealthy of the common people. Every year since the U.S. dollar went off the gold standard, the U.S. government and the federal reserve, have been robbing every single citizen blind.
assholio at April 16, 2012 10:31 PM
BTW: 1 oz of pure gold has the same relative worth today as it had in 1905, if not more.
assholio at April 16, 2012 10:33 PM
In the Carboniferous Epoch we were promised abundance for all,
By robbing selected Peter to pay for collective Paul;
But, though we had plenty of money, there was nothing our money could buy,
And the Gods of the Copybook Headings said: "If you don't work you die."
-- kipling
$100 invested at 7% interest for 100 years will become $100,000, at which time it will be worth absolutely nothing.
Robert A. Heinlein - Time Enough for Love (1973)
Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder at April 17, 2012 1:52 PM
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