Atheist Fatigue Syndrome A big problem in the godless community.

It should have ducked.

So last night I had a horrible migraine, and when it finally began to subside, my mind wandered to prostitutes. I was wondering, if the worker established a "star in your own porno" company, performed sex acts with client, but charged for the video tape and not the sex, would that be legit?

If that's a totally fucked up idea I had, then I apologize in advance.

performed sex acts with client, but charged for the video tape and not the sex, would that be legit? -- Meloni at July 2, 2012 10:24 AM

I actually wondered the same thing in the past myself. The way they have the rules/laws is that if you are a producer (i.e. paying with money, time, gifts, etc.) you are not allowed to participate in any of the sex acts with the actors.

:-(

Jesus and Satan were having an argument as to who was the better programmer. This went on for days until they agreed to hold a contest with God as the judge. They sat at their computers and began.

They typed furiously for several hours, lines of code streaming up on the screen. Seconds before the end of the competition, a bolt of lightning struck, taking out the electricity. Moments later, the power was restored, and God announced that the contest was over. He asked Satan to show what he had come up with. Satan was visibly upset, and cried, "I have nothing! I lost it all when the power went out."

"Very well, then," God said, "Let us see if Jesus did any better."

Jesus entered a command, and the screen came to life in vivid display, the voices of an angelic choir poured forth from the speakers. Satan was astonished. He stuttered, "But how?! I lost everything, yet Jesus' program is intact! How did he do it?"

God chuckled, "Jesus saves."

God chuckled, "Jesus saves."
Ha! I used to tell my clients "Jesus saves, and so should you." every time they'd call me in a panic over lost data. Had it on my cube wall right under my "RTFM" poster ;)

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RE Create-a-Porn: I think I see ways through that (not taking into account that I'm unfamiliar with sex and entertainment regulations). Not that I aspire to be a prostitute (or shall we say, create-a-porn actress), but times are hard and the gas tank ain't gonna fill itself up (jk).

Qucik cash.

RE Create-a-Porn: I think I see ways through that (not taking into account that I'm unfamiliar with sex and entertainment regulations). -- Meloni at July 2, 2012 1:49 PM

You could try to pull it off, but the actors have to register to prove they are over 18, then you have to do blah, blah, blah, and etc., etc, ...

I went down that rabbit hole for about 4-5 hours one day. There is no easy way to beat it that you can legally beat the prostitution rap.

That's what happens when you live in a moralistic, Christian country.

> That's what happens when you live in a
> moralistic, Christian country.

How is it people can be old enough to be licensed to drive and still be horny to complain about the United States as being "moralistic"?

What is that?

How is it people can be old enough to be licensed to drive and still be horny to complain about the United States as being "moralistic"? -- Crid [CridComment at gmail] at July 2, 2012 7:21 PM

How are you not moralistic to declare gay marriage unacceptable?