The Walking Dead and Atheists

A lilting melody for your Monday morning.

Spanks, Crid, I'm diggin' it.

A well-dressed lady walked up to the pharmacist at a small drug store, and said, "I'd like to buy some cyanide."

The pharmacist asked, "I can't just hand that out, what do you need cyanide for?"

The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband and his new mistress."

The pharmacist looked at her, and said sarcastically "Sure thing. I'll hand you some cyanide so you can kill two people. Right! Now, c'mon, if you're serious, I have to call the cops now. If you're screwing with me, get outta here."

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a series of pictures of her husband hand in hand with the pharmacist's wife, at a resturant, and then kissing in a hotel room - then him closing the blinds as she undressed in the room.

The pharmacist looked at the pictures and said, "Why didn't you just tell me you had a prescription?

> I'm diggin' it.

The drums and bass were both taken from completely different tracks. He just liked the way they sounded together.

So it's a completely accidental non-composition, and it's almost thirty-five years old. And still it haunts me some days.

This really cracked me up.

http://picsauce.com/post/27208995175/this-always-happens-to-me

Remember ladies–

Marissa Mayer is better-looking than you are and lives in a nicer place.

F Paris; F McDonald's.

(forgot the link)

http://techcrunch.com/2012/07/16/augmented-reality-explorer-steve-mann-assaulted-at-parisian-mcdonalds/

Moar

http://eyetap.blogspot.ca/

So it's been 72 year since Hitler died, and he goes before the reincarnation board to see if he gets another chance at life on Earth.

God is the head of the panel, and asks Hitler "So if we give you another chance on Earth, what will you do with it?"

Hitler responds, "I'll kill every Jew on Earth and a kid's birthday party clown."

God immediately looks puzzled, and asks "why a kid's birthday party clown???"

Hitler stands up and says "See! Nobody cares about the Jews."
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Posted by: Eric at March 25, 2012 3:18 PM

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