You're all a bunch of silly people!

Not really, I just wanted to say something in bad taste under this blog post so Amy doesn't lose the habit of offering a daily playground for random comments, even when I'm working all day and all night and can't afford a moment to give you crazy kids the grounded moral instruction you so desperately, desperately need.

You can always send email. I'm here for you.

Q.: What do you call a Filipino contortionist?

A.: A Manilla folder!

What do call a black guy in the cockpit of a plane?