Worried that God frowns on coffee sinners - er, drinkers?

Worry no more!

http://fox13now.com/2012/08/30/lds-blog-post-says-caffeine-ok-for-mormons/

Not really worried. As the old joke goes, if a Lutheran church catches fire, it's a sure bet one of the parishoners will dash in to rescue the coffee maker.

The LDS Church has never officially forbidden caffeinated drinks. The rule has never been "caffeine." It's always been "coffee and tea." Decaf coffee is still coffee.

Some individual Mormons will tell you that Coke and Pepsi are forbidden, but they're wrong and that recent press release clarifies that.

I don't know that God frowns on all coffee drinkers, but He asks members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints to give it up. Your mileage may vary.

Yeah but tea has caffeine, too.

It's the famous Von Trapp family… 45 years later!

♪♫ When you're sixty, going on seventy… ♫

A link is not a link:

http://bilaw.al/2013/03/17/hacking-the-a-tag-in-100-characters.html

Jessica Simpson Gets Into Huge Fight With Rival!

Fortunately, Obama closed Guantanamo in early 2009. That was just before he cut my taxes.

Don't drop that vial, hand me the gas mask!

http://abclocal.go.com/ktrk/story?section=news/local&id=9039011&hpt=us_bn8

Aw, c'mon, don't be that way. What's a little missing vial of deadly pathogen between friends?

Aw, c'mon, don't be that way. What's a little missing vial of deadly pathogen between friends? --Gog_Magog_Carpet_Reclaimers at March 25, 2013 12:45 PM

Damn -- it's not Captain Trips. :-(

I just found this link from instapundit
http://www.rachellucas.com/2013/03/it-is-to-the-point-that-writing-about-the-news-is-like-writing-about-telekinetic-squirrels/
and at the bottom is a video. Check it out if you like dogs.