A Desk In The Life
Technically, this is the ledge around my desk, but the look of my desk is pretty consistent with the look of the ledge. (I move Paper Mountain when there's serious danger of an avalanche, as there will be soon.)That pile is printouts from about three chapters of my next book (and studies that went into them). There are two other piles on the other side of the ledge -- one about three feet high on a wooden chair. The other is the overflow on the floor.
No, I am not a friend to trees, but if I were, I'd be a shitty read.
P.S. I just got my first royalty check from I See Rude People: One Woman's Battle To Beat Some Manners Into Impolite Society. It was about the most exciting thing I've ever gotten in the mail.
Thanks to all of you who bought copies, and for all of you who have yet to, it's only $11.32, brand new, with Amazon's discount at the link above. (New copies or Kindle books go against my advance, and help me keep writing...and eating!)







Congrats on the check!!!
feebie at April 12, 2013 5:15 AM
Amy Alkon
http://www.advicegoddess.com/archives/2013/04/12/a_desk_in_the_l.html#comment-3675645">comment from feebieThank you so much! It was quite the thrill!
I left my last literary agent -- I have two fantastic new ones now (working together) -- but I wrote her a note thanking her. She ultimately wasn't the right person to rep me, but you have to be grateful to a person in this publishing economy (or what it was back then, which wasn't great, either), who helps you get a book deal.
Amy Alkon
at April 12, 2013 5:17 AM
I'm glad that stacks of paper kike that don't form black holes. Otherwise they would have sucked you in by now.
Congrats on the check.
Jim P. at April 12, 2013 6:12 AM
Congrats on the check, Amy, and here's to many more!
I have probably close to that many papers on my desk, but since it's a big desk, they're scattered in little piles all over the place. (This is what happens when you leave 2 pieces of paper alone overnight on a desk. They breed.)
Flynne at April 12, 2013 6:32 AM
Wait, why does it take so long to get a royalty check? Do they wait until your advance is covered and then send royalty checks at certain milestones?
Insufficient Poison at April 12, 2013 7:11 AM
Amy Alkon
http://www.advicegoddess.com/archives/2013/04/12/a_desk_in_the_l.html#comment-3676010">comment from Insufficient PoisonYou have to earn back your advance to get a royalty check. (You get an advance when you sell the book, payable in parts -- when you sign the deal, after you turn it in and it's accepted, and upon publication. Some publishers just give you two -- upon signing and upon acceptance of your manuscript.)
They also hold money against returns, which means you might be earning but not getting paid because they're still waiting to see if booksellers will send books back.
Amy Alkon
at April 12, 2013 8:08 AM
Tweet!—
But didn't you say, repeatedly and in Caps, that "I Don't Support Forcing Anyone To Do Business With Anyone"?
Because I'm all, like, huh?
Crid [CridComment at gmail] at April 12, 2013 10:50 AM
Amy Alkon
http://www.advicegoddess.com/archives/2013/04/12/a_desk_in_the_l.html#comment-3676173">comment from Crid [CridComment at gmail]But didn't you say, repeatedly and in Caps, that "I Don't Support Forcing Anyone To Do Business With Anyone"? Because I'm all, like, huh?
That doesn't even begin to be a consideration here.
His partner is lying in a hospital bed. He's DOING business with them. And turning somebody away from life-saving medical care is obviously a no-go.
Partners who are not allowed to marry can be banned from being by the bedside of the person they've been committed to for decades. This is horrible and wrong.
Amy Alkon
at April 12, 2013 10:55 AM
Congrats on the royalty check? Can we get hint on how much. Was it large? Hope enough to treat yourself to something nice.
Also, crid what has your post got to do with Amy's success.
I may be drunk, but that is bit rude crid. Could you not have waited to threadjack another thread. Patience man. I enjoy your insights but time and place.
Joh Paulson at April 12, 2013 11:55 AM
Amy Alkon
http://www.advicegoddess.com/archives/2013/04/12/a_desk_in_the_l.html#comment-3676333">comment from Joh PaulsonIt wasn't large, but it was nice. And I'm treating myself to the electric bill, but that works for me!
Amy Alkon
at April 12, 2013 12:43 PM
Amy, I still don't see how you've come to work with paper - are so dependent on it.
I have a 4 terabyte database of engineering drawings and procedures to work with. For serious amounts of information, there's no way to print that. If you'd taken that stack in Acrobat and combined them, everything would be instantly available to a search. I could find every instance of a citation in that stack before you finished wetting your fingers to thumb through them.
You do very nice work, but it still seems to be in spite of yourself in this case.
Cheers for the check - hope you get more!
Radwaste at April 12, 2013 4:52 PM
Amy Alkon
http://www.advicegoddess.com/archives/2013/04/12/a_desk_in_the_l.html#comment-3676554">comment from RadwasteRad, you have to be a writer to understand this. Things you can't see on a computer, you can see when they're printed out. I had a problem with a bit in my column. I printed out two pages, taped them to my bathroom wall, took a shower, and was able to see what the problem is.
Why is it problematic that I'm "so dependent" on paper. It works for me.
I'm also "so dependent" on forks, even though I could just put my plate on the table and scarf up the food when nobody's looking.
PS I also highlight and write on studies when I read them.
Amy Alkon
at April 12, 2013 5:00 PM
Congratulations on that first check, Amy.
JD at April 12, 2013 5:36 PM
Amy, I'm not disputing that your system works for you. I'm noting that when research involves truly huge amounts of information, thumbing through a stack of paper is tough. That's not the output side, it's the research side. Sorry I didn't distinguish that from the subject: your output, the stack.
Radwaste at April 12, 2013 6:40 PM
Amy Alkon
http://www.advicegoddess.com/archives/2013/04/12/a_desk_in_the_l.html#comment-3676820">comment from RadwasteI take notes from research and tag and highlight it as I go along.
I also have the PDFs.
A number of people have advised me not to print so much. I find this bizarre.
My method works for me.
I always catch things in print I do not on a computer screen.
Amy Alkon
at April 12, 2013 9:48 PM
> That doesn't even begin to be a
> consideration here.
?
No?
> And turning somebody away from life-saving
> medical care is obviously a no-go.
So when something is "life-saving," you're ready to do all kinds of "forcing."
Ok then! Economics in action!
There's a terrible shortage of GP's happening, because guys who aren't specialists know they wont be able to charge the money they'll have earned.
This is another application of that principle. Freedom of association is terribly, terribly important to you... Until it actually means something to someone, at which point you know what's best and are ready to limit people's choices and constrain their behavior to a fare-thee-well.
Sounds great to say that everyone should do what they want, though.
Crid [CridComment at gmail] at April 13, 2013 9:16 AM
Amy Alkon
http://www.advicegoddess.com/archives/2013/04/12/a_desk_in_the_l.html#comment-3677302">comment from Crid [CridComment at gmail]Don't assume, Crid.
I have to nap now, so that's all my brain will muster.
Amy Alkon
at April 13, 2013 10:10 AM
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