All Men Are (Still) Criminals And Can't Wait To Rape You
In the continuing feminism-driven push to completely criminalize being born male, there's a quote from an assistant city attorney in Madison, Wisconsin about a business charging $60 an hour for hugs, snuggling, spooning.
Personal opinion on this business concept: Eeeuw. But that's beside the point.
There's a story on this from the AP by Todd Richmond that includes this quote from the assistant city attorney:
"There's no way that (sexual assault) will not happen," assistant city attorney Jennifer Zilavy said. "No offense to men, but I don't know any man who wants to just snuggle."
I don't want to, oh, just take out the garbage, but if you hire me to do that, I'm going to do that and not rob you of whatever you have of value whenever your back is turned and then pawn it or sell it on eBay.
More from the piece:
(Zilavy) said no city ordinances address snuggling businesses. She's drafting regulations that would allow health inspections as well as create licensing requirements. She also planned to take Hurtado up on his offer to watch security footage of a snuggle session and view client rosters.
Of course, the government must be a part of this because, wow, how could grown, consenting adults manage to conduct business between themselves without government extracting a licensing fee and deciding what works for them?
via @radleybalko
Her lifelong mindset?
"my goal was always to be a prosecutor."
When all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail. Or a man's skull. Whichever.
Gog_Magog_Carpet_Reclaimers at December 8, 2013 11:23 PM
There's no way that (sexual assault) will not happen," assistant city attorney Jennifer Zilavy said. "No offense to men, but I don't know any man who wants to just snuggle.
So much to unpack here.
She's obviously been asleep for the past thirty years. There are millions of "men" who just want to snuggle.
Also, these repellant "snuggle parties" are just that: parties. A woman isn't alone with a rapist-snuggler. The whole room is filled with weirdos who're aboard the latest car hitched up to the Infantilization Express.
And "No offense to men, but you're all potential rapists"?
Hey, who could take offense to that? I mean, if I said, "No offense to women, but I don't know any women who aren't just asking to be thrown down and ravaged from head to toe. Otherwise you'd wear burqas," not a single woman would take offense, right?
Thomas Wictor at December 9, 2013 12:20 AM
"I mean, if I said, "No offense to women, but I don't know any women who aren't just asking to be thrown down and ravaged from head to toe. Otherwise you'd wear burqas,""
there is honestly nothing to add to this, it proves the point exactly.
NakkiNyan at December 9, 2013 12:33 AM
As I've joked to friends, women may have fantasies of being ravished, but if we do, it's not by some drug addict in an alley; it's by Clive Owen in a suite at the Four Seasons.
Amy Alkon at December 9, 2013 5:52 AM
I'm sure that additional services may be available for a small upcharge.
Wut?
I R A Darth Aggie at December 9, 2013 6:19 AM
Just picturing if she actually makes it against the law to snuggle.
Sorry honey I'd like to snuggle after sex but you know it's illegal.
Joe j at December 9, 2013 6:43 AM
I'd rather live next to hookers than a snuggling business.
Fucking strangers? That I understand.
But wanting to hug "snuggle" them? That's just fucking sick and perverted. I have a dog for that thank you.
Ppen at December 9, 2013 8:07 AM
Hell, I'm still trying to absorb how pathetic we are that there's actually a market for it.
Pricklypear at December 9, 2013 8:50 AM
"Hell, I'm still trying to absorb how pathetic we are that there's actually a market for it."
Yep, far too many have and teach the idea that this attorney has. "There's no way that (sexual assault) will not happen," a hug from a man = sexual assault.
Joe j at December 9, 2013 8:57 AM
Amy Alkon
http://www.advicegoddess.com/archives/2013/12/09/all_men_are_sti.html#comment-4104162">comment from PpenI'd rather live next to hookers than a snuggling business. Fucking strangers? That I understand. But wanting to hug "snuggle" them? That's just fucking sick and perverted. I have a dog for that thank you.
PPen, I love you.
Amy Alkon at December 9, 2013 9:06 AM
notice how they threw this out there just to make sure everyone know the guy was sketchy;
"The Snuggle House's opening was delayed about a month as Hurtado — who filed for bankruptcy in 2001 and again in 2009, according to federal court records —"
""This business is about personal contact between two people for money" Heavens to murgatroid, NO, NO, NO! we cannot have something so... offensive.
heh, they prolly thought it was easy, because? Madison...
but, you know this is likely to involve MEN and we know what monsters they are... If there is a puritanical streak in conservatism, I would argue that there is also one in liberalism, and it has to do with guys... though it's odd that for the correct guy they will certainly allow anything.
As for outsourcing hugs... I seem to remember that the bordellos in nevada suggest that a lot of guys that are there for more than just a slap and tickle... they really also want someone to pay attention to them and talk to them... be their girlfriend essentially. If only for an hour.
Reminds me of an old Neil Young tune:
I was thinking that
maybe I'd get a maid
Find a place nearby
for her to stay.
Just someone
to keep my house clean,
Fix my meals and go away.
A maid. A man needs a maid.
Neil was 26 at the time... I wonder what he knows now.
SwissArmyD at December 9, 2013 10:05 AM
If there is a puritanical streak in conservatism, I would argue that there is also one in liberalism, and it has to do with guys... though it's odd that for the correct guy they will certainly allow anything.
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Reminds me of something I found at the Elle website (a place I've never seen before):
DEAR E. JEAN: I have so much love for my gorgeous, kind, very smart boyfriend, but he belches and doesn’t follow up with a polite nicety. I’m obsessing over this because he makes me feel like an uptight “prissy girl” for expecting a simple “excuse me.”
I swear I’m not a prude! But he defines modern manners as “feeble social conventions.” He has other issues that are problematic for me—he smokes too much pot, is lazy, makes no money, and has no prospects—but all I ask is for him to make me happy with this one thing: not to belch in front of me. Am I crazy for thinking a man should not burp loudly in front of a lady?
—Mad for Manners
MAD, MY SUAVE MUSKMELON: Yes, it is perfectly correct for a shiftless, stone-broke pothead with “no prospects” to burp loudly in front of a lady whenever the lady is stupid enough not to say to the shiftless, stone-broke pothead with no prospects who is belching in front of her: “Excuse me, clod. We’re finished.” If you wrap yourself around an idle man, you’ll end up with a dick.
lenona at December 9, 2013 10:42 AM
By the same logic, all women are potential whores. Obviously we need a Taliban to save us from ourselves.
How do these people live with themselves?
MarkD at December 9, 2013 11:16 AM
Conan the Grammarian at December 9, 2013 11:33 AM
Pricklypear wrote:
Hell, I'm still trying to absorb how pathetic we are that there's actually a market for it.
Yep, who'd have though people might want basic human contact. . . even if they have to pay for it. . .
Keith Glass at December 9, 2013 12:16 PM
I thought that 'snuggling' was why I bought dinner?
Bob in Texas at December 9, 2013 12:42 PM
I remember a documentary about prostitutes from HBO's Real Sex. One of the women interviewed said that less than half of her clients and she had actual sex, most of the time was just spent in conversation in the shower, hot tub, on beds, etc. There are lots of lonely people out there who just want to be touched and have some companionship they can't find out in society.
Eric at December 9, 2013 12:57 PM
PS- SwissArmyD
That was one of my first albums, has always been one of my favorites, and continues to be in my shuffle list as a whole play album. Every song is perfection. My favorite lines:
If I was a junkman
selling you cars,
Washing your windows
and shining your stars,
Thinking your mind
was my own in a dream
What would you wonder
and how would it seem?
Eric at December 9, 2013 1:03 PM
There was an interview somewhere that said Neil was stoned on weed every day for something like 40+ years. He may have misplaced a few insights.
This has happened to other rock stars, too.
Crid [CridComment at Gmail] at December 9, 2013 1:49 PM
"though it's odd that for the correct guy they will certainly allow anything."
Postmodern feminism resolves the dilemma between their demonization of men, and their desire for male companionship, by priviliging a subset of highly desirable men.
And as for Neil Young, the "Trans" era was the last bit I found interesting. OK, maybe "Arc-Weld". After that, he headed down the highway to doctrinaire-leftist oblivion.
Cousin Dave at December 9, 2013 2:16 PM
Make purchasing sex illegal.
Make even purchasing just snuggling illegal.
Make it illegal to "harass" a woman by intimating you would like to have sex with her.
Make a man a "rapist" if a woman has sex with a him after having had a few drinks -- and regrets it later.
Make a man a "rapist" if he begins to initiate sex with his wife while she is sleeping.
Encourage women to empower themselves by dressing like street hookers, but admonish men who might subject these "ladies" to the dreaded "male gaze", or even worse, a cat-call.
Teach men not to rape ... because they obviously can't figure it out by themselves.
Teach men that they are domestic abusers if they ever yell or slam a door, or if they try to "control" a woman's spending, or if they give a woman the "silent treatment," or if, heaven forbid, they refuse to have sex with their woman.
Give males all the reproductive responsibilities, and virtually no reproductive rights -- even little boys who have been raped by their teachers.
Teach boys that they may not defend themselves from a physical attack by a female -- but instead must attack any male who has been physically aggressive toward a female, for any reason.
Let men know that they are always just one 911 call away from summary removal from their home, and from their kids' lives. Be sure men know that they are anything but the "King of the Castle."
Remind men constantly that they are horrible people who would just go on "oppressing" women but for the Godsend of Feminism.
What could go wrong? It can only end up with a feminist paradise for women, right? Just ignore all the male suicides in one corner, and all the lonely old cat-ladies in the other. And the kids? Fuggetaboutit. Perhaps the one in four babies killed in their ever-lovin' mamas' wombs are the lucky ones...
Jay R at December 9, 2013 2:56 PM
"Perhaps the one in four babies killed in their ever-lovin' mamas' wombs are the lucky ones..."
With an ice pick! In the eye! While they screamed for Mommy to save them!
Those whores will pay, though, don't you worry about that. Oh, they'll pay, alright.
Maybe we can even sic a Congressman on 'em!
Gog_Magog_Carpet_Reclaimers at December 9, 2013 3:47 PM
Sounds like someone had a bad experience at a carnival kissing booth...
Dwatney at December 9, 2013 4:33 PM
> Make
> Make
> Make
> Make
> Make
> Encourage
> Teach
> Teach
> Give
> Teach
> Let
> Remind
> What could go wrong?
Well, some guys could spend their lives cataloging petty or inapplicable resentments… Modern America is the best context in history for hanging out with women.
> the "Trans" era was the last bit I
> found interesting
This was the last NY tune I ever listened to, and that was just because it was on the TV.
Like an earlier favorite, the guitar solo is, um, elemental.
Crid [CridComment at Gmail] at December 9, 2013 5:25 PM
> Sounds like someone had a bad experience at
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Crid [CridComment at Gmail] at December 9, 2013 5:26 PM
I quite like the snuggling aspect of strip clubs. Enough to not bother in Sydney because the rules there demand a show with no touching. I must admit I wouldn't go to the Snuggle House, because I like the nudity aspect too. But prostitution/sexual assault? It happens (the first far more than the second) but generally no.
Ltw at December 10, 2013 1:16 AM
I'm as cuddly as the next guy, but snuggling with someone you've only just met?
That aside, if that's what people want to do, let them.
Patrick at December 10, 2013 6:15 PM
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