Embarrassing Dog Pun Has Been Demoted
"His Park Is Worse Than His Bite"
I would like to say I wrote that headline -- the original header on this piece -- while drunk.
Sadly, I'm sober. Sober enough to refrain from putting it in boldface.
The topic -- from Spokane -- is this headline that seems nuts but is actually true. Via CBS Denver:
Woman At Red Light Hit By Car Driven By Chihuahua
via @PaulHsieh
My car is one of those keyless entry, won't lock if the key is inside.
So I left the key inside, left 3 dogs inside, while I talked to the neighbor.
I was right there next to the car. My dog was the only one that freaked out and pushed all the buttons. He locked the car manually, turned on the wipers, all kinds of shit.
My car is full of fucking buttons.
Shit. The phone was inside the car, my neighbor had left what to do?
Well I encouraged him to freak out again and he pushed the locks to open.
Damn I love that dog.
Ppen at January 14, 2014 11:24 PM
That's hilarious.
Amy Alkon at January 14, 2014 11:36 PM
call me a little corny, but i liked the pun, more so after reading the story.
the other Patrick at January 15, 2014 7:29 AM
Amy Alkon
http://www.advicegoddess.com/archives/2014/01/15/embarrassing_do.html#comment-4201426">comment from the other PatrickThanks so much, the other Patrick. Puns are one of the benefits of my "ADHD," which I don't consider a disorder, except when my boyfriend reminds me that I just started three sentences all in one and finished none of them. (I do make the effort "talk human" when I'm around people other than my boyfriend, sister, or best friend.)
Amy Alkon
at January 15, 2014 7:41 AM
TWO good laughs in one post! yea!
Ppen, that story is funny, real funny; at least your dog didn't put the car in gear or something, then you would have "freaked out."
And, Amy, that pun is perfect with that story. I think you would have been a great headline writer for the tabloids.
Charles at January 15, 2014 1:00 PM
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