Oh, Wilbur!

That ruins my weekend plans.

I am horrified at the thought of pictures of my junk on the 'net. I mean, if I wanted that, I'd try to break into porn. I'd have to come up with a stage name.

Perhaps Wee Willy? I'll be here all week, folks, please tip our lovely hostess.

If society didn't have such absurd repressive attitudes about nudity and sex, this would be a non-issue. I couldn't care if nude pics of me leaked ... nothing could be more natural and normal than the naked human body. I think hysteria over visible genitalia might be a strange mental illness that happens to be common (or just some strange arbitrary cultural idea - certainly many other cultures don't share this, or share it to a lesser extent). The more awash society is in images of nudity, the better, as hopefully it might mean some future generation will get used to it, realize there's nothing 'per se' harmful about it, and get over this odd phobia.

Lol @ I R A. Now you have me thinking, maybe it was some poorly-endowed leader somewhere way back in our history who first came up with the whole 'nudity is bad' thing.

Why would someone have sex with a long-dead horse? And video record it?

Rule 34?

Lobster, your comment made me think of one of my favorite life stories.

I was showering at the YMCA in Camden, ME, and this gentleman in a wheelchair came into the shower room, to access the pool area. (The only way a wheelchair-bound person could access the pool area is through the emergency exit door at the far end of the showers.)

So, as the wheelchair-user and a young lady waiting on the other side of the doorway struggled to assist the gentlemen through the doorway, I politely stepped forward to assist and was able to helpfully push the gentleman through the doorway.

He thanked me, but the woman, very strangely, said nothing and looked at the floor the entire time.

"What was wrong with her?" I wondered. "Is she shy?"

Then I realized...I wasn't wearing anything. Oops. Oh, well.

Anyhow, I just shared that story with you, Lobster, because I'm guessing you'd react the same way I did.