Can somebody please explain to me the allure in lighting explosives on fire as a form of fun? I mean, if you are over 12 and not a hobbyist safecracker.
And no, I'm not talking about the pretty fireworks in the sky, like the ones shot off from boats in the Marina.
I'm talking about the noisy M-80s and M-80 type fireworks and such that sometimes take off a finger or two in the excitement.
Thanks for scaring my dog, buttwads.
On the bright side, nothing over here is burning. Yet.