I got that, but you have the longest arms I've ever seen.

And you are *reaching*.

It was late!

Here:

‏@Mr_Mike_Clarke
Each year, around 20 million animals suffer at the hands of bored knitters.

https://twitter.com/Mr_Mike_Clarke/status/483913594233298944/photo/1

Another tweet:

@Yowan Declaration of Independence 1322 words, US Constitution 7794 words, Government Regulations on the sale of cheese 34,823 words.

At the Washington Post, Ben Terris takes us "Inside the libertarian version of Burning Man: Guns, booze and bitcoin". The event, called the Porcupine Freedom Festival, or "Porcfest" for short, takes place in New Hampshire. Has anybody ever heard of it?

Fireworks filmed with a drone - pretty, unless you don't like fireworks:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9KZ3jgbbmI

http://kotaku.com/potato-salad-meets-kickstarter-goal-200-times-over-1600683951
Guy starts Kickstarter campaign to raise $10 to make potato salad..