Stop Crime. Wear Panties.
About 90 percent of the paparazzi problem in L.A....it's about stuff like Britney going panties-free, says Chief Bratton. Here's the video. And from the AP on MSNBC:
LOS ANGELES - Police Chief William Bratton said Thursday the city has had fewer problems with paparazzi since Britney Spears "started wearing clothes" and other celebrities changed their partying ways."If you notice, since Britney started wearing clothes and behaving; Paris is out of town not bothering anybody anymore, thank God, and evidently, Lindsay Lohan has gone gay, we don't seem to have much of an issue," Bratton told KNBC-TV.
..."If the ones that attract the paparazzi behave in the first place, like we expect of anybody, that solves about 90 percent of the problem. The rest we can deal with," he said.
Cover your coochies, ladies! We've got real crime in this town!
Comments
Hee. I go commando, all the time! Except when I'm wearing a dress or a skirt. Then I'll wear panties. But that ain't often! o_O
Posted by: Flynne at August 1, 2008 5:29 AM
Well, then, behave yourself!
The Chief wondered how the law was going to be enforced. I consider this another sign that imagination and intelligence aren't qualities necessary for public office; not only are there dozens of cameras around when a frenzy likely to trigger the law occurs, but their output can be subpoenaed. This won't interfere with "the public's right to know" such incredibly important issues such as what color Hello Kitty underwear some starlet is wearing.
I wonder why it is that people allow the 1st Amendment to be raised when the only object is to make money selling pictures?
Posted by: Radwaste at August 1, 2008 8:52 AM
And just exactly how am I supposed to get my Britney's Exposed Cooter update news, Chief?
It's the law of unintended consequences at work again. I don't like it.
Posted by: Gog_Magog_Carpet_Reclaimers at August 1, 2008 10:05 AM
