How Real Life Is Not Like A Porno
A tweet:
@SteveStfler
My neighbor obviously doesn't watch porn. She asked me to come fix her sink, I been here for an hour and i'm still fixing the damn sink.
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He'll know it's true love when she has a flat tire out in the country late an night and needs a hand.
Crid [CridComment at Gmail] at August 29, 2014 1:40 PM
Well, once he's fixed the sink, she can do her dishes!
And so it begins...
Old RPM Daddy (OldRPMDaddy at GMail dot com) at August 29, 2014 1:44 PM
Whaddya mean, ladies?.... You never stepped out of the shower just as the pizza guy arrived with extra sausage?
(etc.)
(I apologize.)
(Imagine the music though, now, in your mind: Duh-Dunt!!)
Crid [CridComment at Gmail] at August 29, 2014 6:23 PM
"Duh-Dunt!!"
Um, that's the opening of Law & Order. Pretty sure I'd rather be in the porn flick.
kf at August 29, 2014 8:32 PM
Dood, you don't get it: All of life's a circle.
Crid [CridComment at Gmail] at August 30, 2014 1:32 AM
Well, I guess as a gay guy I don't get women any better than my straight buddies; but that actually DOES sound like porn - porn for women.
Isn't it true that women do get turned on by a man who fixes things around the house?
Fix the sink, do the dishes, fold the laundry, vacuum the rug, take care of the kids, clean the bathroom, etc.
Charles at August 30, 2014 3:10 PM
No Charles. We just say we do so you'll do 'em.
Ppen at August 31, 2014 12:38 AM
No Charles. We just say we do so you'll do 'em.
Damn! I knew it was too good to be true!
Old RPM Daddy (OldRPMDaddy at GMail dot com) at August 31, 2014 5:57 AM
An old girlfriend (seriously, she was like 15 years older) used to say she was seriously distracted by guys in tool belts.
She eventually married somebody useful.
Crid [CridComment at Gmail] at August 31, 2014 9:23 AM
An old girlfriend (seriously, she was like 15 years older) used to say she was seriously distracted by guys in tool belts.
She eventually married somebody useful.
Posted by: Crid [CridComment at Gmail] at August 31, 2014 9:23
Too many men, know how to use only *one* tool. Some, not even that.
But you can hire a handyman for just about any job these days. :-).
Isab at August 31, 2014 1:59 PM
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