Business Whirled
In seduction, more is not more. You'll be most attractive if you simply let who you are sparkle -- a term that has more in common with "twinkle" than "immobilize men with the alien death ray of your personality."...
Lewd Awakening
When a guy messaging you starts sounding like Rumi or some other ancient elder, it's usually for good reason -- like that he's short on hookup partners and the market's way behind in building realistic washable sex robots...
James And The Giant Leech
This woman lives paycheck to paycheck. Unfortunately, it's your paycheck.
Failure To Lunch
To a guy, "just sex" is enough. You don't have to tell him he's pretty and take him to Yogurtland...
Expiration Dating
Not everybody likes to spoon after sex. You like to slip out of the house without being noticed.
Shaggedy Ann
No, "Sex and the City's" Samantha isn't a completely fictional character in how, after sex, she brushes men off herself like large, penis-equipped crumbs...
Crazy Cad Lady
Aww, and there he is whispering sweet nothings in your ear: "Just leave your coat on. This won't take long"...
Fresh Prince Of Bel-Stare
Like the "g" in "gnarly-ass dickhead," the "Whoa...wouldya look at the Humpty Dumplings on her!" is supposed to be silent...
Feral Hugs
Casual sex, like grain alcohol and ladies' clingy knitwear, isn't for everyone...
Six-Month Lay Away
You could tell guys you require a lot of foreplay. Like from winter to the end of spring...
Code Goo
You've got to put the meaningless back into meaningless sex...
When You Wish Upon A Ringo Starr
It takes a rock off the planet Krypton to disable Superman. For you, it's five Rolling Rocks and a drunken hookup.
Managed Frisk
When a heterosexual man has a one-night stand, which three words best describe how he's likely to feel afterward: "used, degraded, dirty" or "lucky, lucky, lucky!"?
Swelling Herself Short
Male sexuality is all about the visuals. That's why men's magazines are filled with pictures of naked women with freakishly large breasts while women's magazines are filled with pictures of lip gloss...
Waist Removal
Your response to "Over The Pump" was incredibly sexist. Apparently, he gets turned on by high-heeled shoes, and he wanted his girlfriend to wear them from time to time. He also wanted her to dress sexier sometimes. He described...